PRIVATE DICK AND THE HORNY NEIGHBOR

Private Dick and the Horny Neighbor

It was well after midnight when I stumbled down the hall toward my sorry excuse for an apartment. The building was in shambles, wall paper peeling from the walls, holes in some of them. I’d always sworn to myself that the first chance I got, the first thousand-dollar contract, and I was outta there. Till then I’d have to live with what I had, which wasn’t much, but at least I could swing the rent.

I’d been out all day chasing down a lead on a case, finally finding a blonde with DD’s who I thought could give me all the answers, or at least some of them. She’d invited me back to her place and my tongue got to find out if she was a true blonde. She was. I probed her inside and out and pumped her hard for information, but it was useless. In the end, all I got was a sore cock and no answers. Worst of all, I couldn’t get rid of my erection. It was like I was on Viagra and the beast wouldn’t come down, even hours after I’d cum.

It was still a rock in my shorts when I fumbled for my keys and dropped them in the dark hallway outside my door. I cursed under my breath and when I bent over to pick them up, I noticed Holly’s door open a crack. Holly was my horny next door neighbor who I could often hear moaning through the walls of my bedroom. The walls are pretty thin in our building, so when she gets really excited, it’s like she’s right there in the room with me. Sometimes she has a guy over; other times it’s just her. Either way, I’d never had the chance to meet her. Until tonight.

I knocked on her door softly and when I didn’t hear anyone answer, I pushed the door open slightly. Being a private dick, I am used to being cautious and a neighbor’s door wide open after midnight had a danger motive slapped all over it. I drew my Sig Sauer and held it at ready as I slipped into the living room.

“Hello?” I announced, loudly enough so that I could be heard in other rooms.

I heard a faint female voice in the back. “In here!”

Down the hallway, to the right. I tapped the door and it creaked open. Holly was lying on her stomach on the bed. Naked. I had often seen her come and go from her apartment, but this was the first time I’d seen her in the buff. Her big breasts. Sexy ass. Still wore high heels.

“Oh!” she gasped when she saw me, not sure if she should cover up. She stared at me stunned.

“Sorry to disturb you, Holly,” I said coolly, holstering the Sig on my left side. “I thought there might be trouble. I saw your door open and …”

“You’re my neighbor,” she said, relaxing. “Shit, I am so fucking embarrassed.” She ran her hands through her hair. As she did, I watched her breasts and perfectly round large nipples. “Glen didn’t even shut the door on his way out. Just fucked me and left. Asshole.”

“I understand,” I nodded, my eyes raking all over her body.

She grinned as she watched me stare. “I’m Holly.”

“Dick.” I would’ve extended a hand to shake but doing so would have put me on the bed with her.

She moaned. “Nice to meet you… Dick,” she said with a strong emphasis on the “dick.” I grinned when she checked me out, my cock still burning hard in my shorts, producing quite the bulge. “Coming home after midnight. Won’t your girlfriend be pissed?”

“What makes you think I have a girlfriend?”

“Someone with a cock that big,” she said, eyeing me intently, “always does.”

I nodded toward the door. “Was Glen your boyfriend?”

“Was. He’s a fucking loser. He came all over my sheets before I could cum and then hightailed outta here. Anyway, I just wanted him for sex. Serves me right for picking assholes.”

“I don’t have much luck picking women myself,” I said. “They never stick. I think they just want me for sex.”

She laughed and her breasts shook. “Sounds like me.”

There was a silent moment while I watched her sexy body, taking it all in. I wanted her. Damn, I had to fuck this woman. “I don’t mind so much,” I said.

Her nipples were getting hard and I’d bet my entire cheap apartment that she was plenty wet. “I was about to finish up after that asshole left me high and dry. Or high and wet, I should say. You maybe… wanna help… Dick?”

I didn’t need another invitation. I pulled off my side holster and dropped it to the chair next to me, unbuttoning my shirt slowly, building anticipation. I wanted her to be wet, so hot and horny that she would get an orgasm just touching me. By the time I was fully naked, my huge erect dick leading the way, she was already pleasuring herself, a few fingers in, I think. The sight of her bringing herself to orgasm turned me on and I grabbed my cock shaft and beat it hard. I didn’t wanna cum yet, just prepping for the big fuck later. I teased her by slapping my big hard dick over her wet cunt and sliding it around her wet fingers. Finally she pulled her fingers out and with the same hand, grasped my cock and shoved it into her, my cock head sliding in hard and so deep that there was no more deep to go. She shuddered, her whole body convulsing in orgasm. I held it there long and then pulled it back, a master at using my sword for penetration.

That night was one of the best I’d had. Later, as Holly lay her head on my chest in a pool of sweat, my cock shaft stretching under her all the way up her stomach to her breasts, she turned to me, “Doesn’t your cock ever come down?”

“Today’s been an odd day,” I replied, stroking her hair.

“We better do something about that,” she grinned, lifting up her stomach and allowing my already hard cock to enter her warm mouth.