Wednesday, 30 November 2016

THE SAINTS AND THE SINNER PART 4


"The bathroom!!...the bathroom!!!..." hurried Cindy in the most desperate whisper ever known to  man; and nearly in a scream!

And we perfectly understood her, and all began rushing towards the bathroom in-suite in the bedroom, after I had risen from the floor where I had fallen, and picked up our scattered clothes! But we had only just got in there, when we also quickly realized someone was supposed to answer the door, anyway! Damn it!

"Answer the...door Pastor..." Cindy then said, with very frantic eyes. "We can't leave them knocking..."

I nodded my head in the same vain and began leaving them in the bathroom! The knocks were still coming, moreover!

"...just tell them you...were praying..." Sis. Tosin then intelligently further chipped in as I shut the bathroom door behind me. Well, that did make a lot of sense, in fact! After all, nothing else could harmlessly explain all the sweat on my body right then! After pulling on my singlet and trousers, I unlocked the bedroom door!

Not one, but six very sceptical-looking faces, were right in the lobby, staring at me with damning frowns! Surely, my sweaty face wasn't going to help, was it?

"Ah...Pastor..." a rather frigid voice then broke out as soon as I faced them. It was that of the man who was nearest to me. I didn't know him by name.

"Goooood...evening..." I quickly aptly said, more for a want of what else to say. "Is there annnnnyyy...problem...bbbbrethren?"

"We were hearing a lot of noise from your room..." the man behind the first man began saying immediately, quite uninvited, "...so we were wondering, if there is any problem? " himself and a couple others had even begun raising their necks to steal a peek into the bedroom behind me, already. How I prayed they wouldn't see the bed! It was fucking drenched!

"Problem?" I went on to quiz, pretending I didn't know what they must have heard, "There is no problem sirs. I was just...praying...You can all see that I am sweating."

They went instantly cold; probably perplexed beyond words by how much the situation had just turned around against them!

"Oh..." the first man then said, returning his eyes from the empty bedroom behind me, to look up to my face! He must be wondering how 'fuck me harder' had become a prayer point!

"I...thought...I heard another person's voic...." another of the men began revealing again, but the rest of the group quickly shot him down!

"He just said he is praying..." a man to the left defended, "let's give him the respect." He even began turning to leave.

"We are sorry to have bothered you..." the man in front then began apologizing, with the rest joining the other guy who had begun leaving, "We thought you were in some sort of trouble." he even grinned at this point.

"No problem." I reassured, returning his grin. I was fucking glad it was already over!

But...he had barely began making to leave, when I then noticed Elder Mather about 10 feet or so away! The coward was indeed still in the house and had actually come down stairs with them! Traitor! When he saw me, he did give me the stare, before joining the rest as they began climbing the stairs! This wasn't going to be easy!


Right back in, I alerted both Cindy and Sis. Tosin to get out of the bathroom! You needed to see how very unsettled they were! "Who were they?!" "Did they find out?!!" "Did they notice us?!!" the questions were endless! If I thought there was any chance of us finishing what we had started (I was yet to get an orgasm, guys!), then their rather frightened disposition was surely going to ruthlessly severe such thoughts!

"We need to head to our own room now Pastor Dan..." Cindy even began saying after getting some assurance that we were still relatively 'untouched'. "They may come back!"

I just nodded my head in helplessness. The look in Sis. Tosin's eyes, though. There was no doubt she still wished I would return to fucking her! Poor us!

"...the worst could happen if they decide to ask my mum, if she had seen me. If they do, then we are dead people." Cindy was quite very worried. I didn't know she could be this reasonable, after all!

I nodded my head again. If she hadn't lured me into this, maybe we wouldn't have gotten here! After they were done dressing, they left the bedroom!

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Myself and my driver left the late G.O's house as early as 4:15 the next morning, for fear of a reprisal! I didn't even get to say goodbye to either the girls or Cindy's mum! There was already too much risk-taking and who knows what meeting those men again could unearth?! Moreover, there was Elder Mathew; the head of the just founded investigative committee! There was no doubt whatsoever now that he was strongly suspicious of me if not convinced! After all, he did insinuate in the just concluded meeting that it wasn't any coincidence that the level of immorality in our church had increased since I was made the district pastor. Thus, his position of neutrality was only based on his decision to only take a side when there was tangible evidence against my leadership! Of which, he was surely going to do his best to secure some, now he was the head of an investigative committee set up for this purpose amongst other allied ones! To put it bluntly, he was a threat! And if I ever allowed myself into his rather effective plan, then I was good as gone! I wouldn't say I didn't see his stare from last night! It had a message! A message of warning and as well as danger! How quickly has the table turned?! Wasn't I supposed to be one adored here, after everything I had done for his family?! I took up my phone from the car seat where it lay. I began composing an SMS for him!

"Congrats on ur new role Matthew. U will be a breath of fresh air. That is, if you won't join others in persecuting me too."  my text message said. I sent it to him.

He must have read it right away, because he barely spent a full 3 minutes before replying me! Talk about having steak in-between your teeth!

"A man isn't usually worried about being in the company of his in-laws, unless he has stepped his foot on faeces on his way coming. Thanks for the message anyway."

That was, you know, brutal! To imagine he had to reply with a rather damning proverb! I went dumb! I just dropped my phone to the side, bringing a hand to my face in unhidden uncertainty! What does this man have up his sleeves?! Only a dick wouldn't still deduce by now that the elderly man was aware of my precarious situation! I needed to set up a meeting; fast!


"Hello Sir? Good morning..." greeted Elder Silas at the other end of the phone as soon as his phone rang. I called him.

"Good morning..." I responded, "I am actually heading back to Ogba as we speak. I am returning from the supposed secret meeting I had told you people about on Sunday..."

"Really?! What was it about sir?..." the tone of his question did easily show he was probably expecting something ominous for an answer. LOL.

"Well...nothing like we expected. Quickly organize a meeting for us and the rest of the deacons for 8am. As soon as I get into town, we will all meet. We need to act very fast..."

He kept saying 'okay-okay' to everything I said. He probably thought I was coming with some shit-load of secrets to expose! Poor Silas!

Basically, the real question should be, what do I tell these elders? What would I tell them is my reason for being frightened by the new development. From a logical point of view, the new idea of having an Investigative Committee, should be considered a very unbiased and acceptable plan, given that it is a big step away from the old 'stone him for his sins' approach. So if I were to tell these men that there was trouble, they would definitely ask me what the trouble was, unless I was now saying I was indeed part of the 'morality' problem the committee was supposed to tackle. It was a big one! I kept thinking about it for a long long time! And I was still doing so, when my phone began ringing - Sis. Abigail!

"Hello..." I said, after picking up. "Sis. Abigail..."

"Hello Sir. Good morning sir." she sounded unexpectedly calm.

"How are you this morning?" I enquired, taking things slow.

"I am good sir. Got my text yesterday?..."

"Yes, I did. What's the problem?" I tried seeing if it was as dire as she had made it appear in her SMS.

"I don't think it's something I can say on phone sir. When can I come to the office sir?" it looked serious.

"I have a meeting within the next 3 hours or so." I explained, looking into my watch, "Make it 11am."

"Ok sir. I will be there 10:50." It was sealed! My dick twitched on hearing that!

"Alright then. Till then." I hung up.

Two worlds apart, people! Elder Matthew and his team were on one side, Sis. Abigail and her ass, on the other side! The question was, which side should I tend to! Just like Amarachi from the previous morning, this was yet another opportunity begging to be taken! There was likely not going to be a better chance to take advantage of, than now! The lady was desperate for my help, and from how she's sounded, she may even accept to do anything to secure said assistance from me. However, how will I take Elder Matthew and his team out of the picture? I'd be a fool not to know that things have stepped up really quickly! Both myself and my wife - who of course is still the national Head of Projects in our church - are now likely going to be watched closely, henceforth! That is, if the eyes haven't even begun watching already! I honestly needed not to take further risks! I really really needed to give this whole 'fun' thing a little break, maybe! At least, until after the storm have seemed to settle! I was in need of a decision! I was in need of a very good one, too! Anyways, after giving the whole thing a little more thought, I picked up my phone.

"Dnt come to d office. Meet me @ Kingston Hotels & Suites."

That was a text message; and I sent it to Sis. Abigail! She should come to the hotel instead. Being a place I used very often for undercover flings like the one I assumed our meeting could end up becoming, it was going to be safer for me at that moment, compared to the church office. I mean, I even had a room I monthly paid for there, to keep unoccupied for such occasions, so...what's there to risk? Okay, I know; I wasn't supposed to be doing this...yea. Mostly because of the pressure and all. I get all that. But this was a one-time opportunity, guys! I wasn't going to let it pass me by! I'd practically done everything to get into this girl's pants without any significant success, but here we were with the best possible opportunity to insist she gives me the chance. And if anything, I was somehow convinced, it was going to work! Funny thing was, she did show she would, with her reply:

"Ok sir. I will be there."

Now, that was very cool! She even knew the hotel in question...LOL! And believe you me, I almost began feeling like I should forgo the meeting I would be having with the elders and bring hers forward!

"Fucking Matthew and her investigation!!" I cussed out audibly, as I squeezed my already hard penis through the fabric of my trousers!Well, there was nothing to rush; Sis Abigail and her big ass were just a couple hours away! Holy fuck!!

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The meeting with the deacons did commence a bit too late at my office! They claimed they all had to permit themselves from work that very morning to attend. Thus, they didn't start showing up until around 10am! To my biggest worry of course! With my proposed meeting with Sis. Abigail slated for 11am, anyone could see how very unhappy the deacons' late-coming made me! And my, did I do everything to see that the meeting lasted for just one hour! The deacons even did begin wondering what the whole haste was all about!

"You seem to have another engagement after now." Elder Mike firstly observed, after watching me look into my watch so many times!

"Ermmm...yes. An evangelical follow up" I lied, avoiding his eyes.

"Ok sir. So what is our final conclusion so that we can let you go?" demanded Elder Gideon, "I also have a Marriage Supervisory Council meeting today, as well. I will need time to prepare for it." He was right. He was the head of the council and was supposed to be on his toes.

"Well...I just want us all to be alert." I then began addressing in conclusion, "We need to be quick to pick out any unusual activities! We need to be ready to expose anything we find out about this people..."

They kept nodding their heads as I spoke.

"If we can do that, we should be able to strike first." I sounded as convinced as I could possibly be.

"That should do..." Elder Silas then added, "It's a pity Elder Matthew has been bought over." Well, that was what I told them. I needed to keep appearing as the good guy, after all.

"Maybe he is doing this to dethrone you and take over instead!" Elder Gideon, then suddenly declared from nowhere! "He may have gone behind us to ask for the position." Well, that was kinda a bit too ridiculous to be true, so I shut off the idea as soon as it was brought up.

"Maybe not, brethren." I disputed, causing them to make faces in sarcasm, but I continued, "Maybe he is just trying to be a good servant. All we need to do is make sure we don't get implicated, while also striking before they do!"

Now, I knew I was also talking to myself there with the 'make sure we don't get implicated' side of that last sentence, but that wasn't going to include not fucking a waiting Sis. Abigail! Nah! No way! As soon as I was done with my little speech, I told them the meeting was over! Well, while I couldn't exactly put a finger on what we achieved with the meeting, it was the only practical thing to do so as to still keep the 3 on my side! After all, if the meeting I attended was indeed about a plot to bring (innocent) people like me down - as I had made them believe - then I was expected to consult them like I had just done. For strategy reasons, at least. So, with that done now, I could effectively return to my own personal strategies, which I was currently seeing as a better chance to avoiding a scandal, than whatever these deacons could ever do for me. My strategy only involved being very very careful in picking my girls; and then using only anonymous locations for hook-ups if I must. There wasn't any way it wouldn't work really. Mostly when the girls involved have something to lose (or even gain in return) on their part too! In fact, when I sent Sis. Abigail a text, telling her I was about heading to the hotel we agreed on, she shocked me when her reply said she's been there waiting for over 30minutes! Boy! Who would have thought?! I asked my driver to return home! I drove to the hotel myself! Who would have done otherwise, guys?!

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"You are late Pastor..." Sis. Abigail jokingly observed, on seeing me. She was at the hotel lobby, which of course, made me a little uncomfortable, especially with all the eyes in there! Kingston is a big place, and one were you could be easily found out as well as kept hidden!

"I'm sorry my sister. I was caught up in a meeting!" I apologized, practically rushing to the hotel front desk to pick up my keycard!

She just smiled! Oh gaawwd! How I wanted this girl! Moreover, while waiting for the keycard, I set my phone volume to silent; you all know why!

I was given the keycard anyways, and with little ado, began heading for the elevator! Of course, I made sure Sis. Abigail was ahead of me, and for no other reason but that ass! My precious gawwwd, did it give me the hardness!! She was on a gown, which was unforgiving with the way it grabbed onto her massive ass cheeks! Jesu! I was in induced 'distress' as my eyes couldn't just leave her backside, until she had walked into the elevator and turned to face me! When I looked up, our eyes met! She had caught me starring at her as usual! She let out a slight grin! I swallowed hard, and then turned the other way! Guys, I wasn't gonna give a flying fucking now if I was a pastor or not; this was just beyond hot, mehn!

Upstairs, I was as restless as a 4 year old! My palms sweated, and the hairs behind the back of my neck never stopped standing straight! I was fucking nervous! As well as very excited! As soon as I locked the door, she removed her sandals at the foot mat, found one of the sofas in the Double Deluxe suite, and sat; placing her handbag on the centre table!

"How did your meeting go sir?" she then surprisingly enquired after a quick pause, needing me to even clear my throat as I tried answering! I had actually lost my voice, guys!

"Er..er..it went well. Just a little administrative checking up among deacons." I sat on one of the beds. And yea, the bed was looking good for some activity, as usual.

"Ok." she then paused. Grave silence kinda followed again! Killing me!

"You...asked for this meeting..." I then had to begin, after wondering if she was ever going to say something again with the way we were going.

"Ermmm...yes..sir. But I don't really know how to say the things I want to say..." she then admitted, looking down into her rather restless fingers! Her sitting had forced the lower hem of her gown to slide up a bit, revealing her thick naked thighs! My dick stirred!
"What's the problem Sis. Abigail?" I tried to show some serious concern.

"It's Mummy Praise...Elder Gideon's wife..." she even struggled to say it out!

"Mummy Gideon? What did she do? What's the problem?" now I looked really curious! Of course I was aware the young lady was receiving the customary Marriage Training from the older woman, but what could the later have done to her?

She didn't talk. But you could tell she had a lot of words in her mouth!

"What did Mummy Gideon do to you Abigail?" I repeated, fearing the worst!

The pretty lady began waving her head; in supposed pain with her mouth still struggling to open despite how much words I could see in there! Before I could even ask again, I had seen a drop of tear leave her right eye! Wow!!

"Sis. Abigail?...Talk to me...what's going on?" I pulled her into the bed where I was sat, and brought her head to my shoulder. This was when she actually began sobbing openly; although quietly!


"Mu...Mummy Praise...she asked me...she asked me to sleep with one of her friends..." she then finally managed to reveal amid increasing sobs!

"Mummy Praise? Asked you  to sleep with one of her friends?!" I was a bit taken aback. I mean, was that why she was actually crying? WTF?! "How? I don't understand."

She rose from my shoulder and began to wipe her eyes. She must have been surprised too by how I had taken the new revelation.

"I mean...how could she ask that of you?" I quickly changed the tone of the earlier question.

"She has a boyfriend in our church..." Sis. Abigail then began talking again, "And she says the young boy wants to sleep with me..."

"Oh..." was all my mouth could say! Holy fuck! C'mon...Mummy Gideon! Would she ever change? I mean, she was even doing worse than me...LOL!

Sis. Abigail began wiping her already drying tears again with her handkerchief. It was funny how she could cry over just a single guy, when in essence, Mummy Praise had several boys in church who fucked her! What would she had done if the older woman was actually asking that she fucks all those guys too? LOL! What my little princess here didn't even know, was that I used to have a sexual relation with the older woman in question! So?

"Ermmm..." I began talking again anyway, "Now what did you tell her when she said this to you?"

She raised her eyes to look at me for a brief while, and looked away. "I came to you sir, so that you can do something about this...how can we have people like that in our church?"

"You didn't answer the question Sis. Abigail. What did you tell her?" I was a bit angered by her sudden 'this is supposed to be your job' standpoint.

"I told her no." she then said.

"So?...how is this still a problem?" I was now a bit confused myself, already.

"But ermm..."

"But what?" I asked, looking at her firmly.

She didn't talk. She just raised but hands, and covered her face with them!

"What's actually going on, Sis. Abigail? Are you trying to blackmail Mummy Praise?" I had to be a bit more forward in order to get an answer.

"No oooo!!" she quickly yelled, evidently surprised by my admittedly wild postulation! "She's the one trying to blackmail me Pastor!" She stood up from the bed, just then! She was now likely angry!

"With what? Blackmail you with what?..." I remained firm, doing my best to avoid looking at her bum which for a few seconds, had to face me!

She tried to quickly follow up with an answer, but took a swift break, swiping a hand over her beautifully made hair, instead! She wasn't saying enough.

"What is she trying to blackmail you with Sis. Abigail?" I repeated, but this time, falling completely to the lurking lust! I just couldn't help but drop my eyes to stare for a while at her ominous buttocks, which she had now turned to the side! For fuck sake, this girl was blinding huge!!
The pretty lady took a deep breath, and then went for the seat she'd earlier sat on! Of course, all with my eyes still fixed to the side of her ass! And she bloody saw me do so, but barely seemed to care!

"Mummy Gideon is threatening to tell on me sir..." she then suddenly began saying again, evidently opening another chapter of a book which had become rather full of mysteries!

"Tell? On you?" I asked, raising my eye brows; after tearing them away from her sitting ass, of course! "Tell what on you?!"

She paused again; getting me even more impatience! "She's going to tell Bro Joel my real age!" she immediately dropped her head, in supposed discomfiture.

"What?!" I was stunned! "Your real age?! What do you mean your real age?! Have you been lying about your real age?" I didn't know which to ask and which not to!

She just kept waving her head, with the tears returning again! Oh lord! I didn't just know where to start! This was not looking good!

"What's actually going on Sis. Abigail? Tell me everything and I'll help you, ok?" I was being very sincere now.


She nodded her head, pulled out  her handkerchief for a second time, and began wiping her drizzling tears, "I will..." she then said in a drowned voice.

"That's good." I assured, "I already know you are undertaking the compulsory Marriage Training with Mummy Gideon. She's the person in charge of this in our district. So how does all that have anything to do with what you are telling me now? I need better explanations..."

She nodded her head again. "I am 33 years of age Pastor..." she then said, really surprising me. For real, she'd had always looked 28 at best, to me, "But I've always told people I am 27. Just to remain in frame for marriage to a certain group of men." she was still sobbing.

I just nodded my head, while still looking at her.

"I've had a lot of men in my life, but they all wanted the same thing; sex." she continued, "Of which I kept saying no as I wasn't prepared to give away my virginity. So, they would come, and go because I wasn't prepared to give them sex..."

"I understand..." I said, trying to appear like I really did. And of course, it was like a hard kick up the balls, hearing her reaffirm her statement on Sunday that she was indeed still a virgin! Fucking noooooo!! I didn't want to hear this now!!

She wiped her tears again though, and proceeded still, "This decision kept me off a lot of things, and with time, I began seeing myself approaching the 'red-zone' yet without any man committed to a future with me. It was hard. I thought about giving up this virginity a lot of times, but still held on. I was lucky I was blessed with a good body, so it was easy to always appear far younger than my actual age..."

When she mentioned 'a good body', I did take a little few seconds, to stare her over once more! Gawwd, she really had a good body! she really had a good body! She kept
 talking though..

"This was when I joined the church, and Bro Joel came into my life! He is only 29, but vibrant, and indeed a very good young man. He was the first man who agreed to continue with me even after hearing I was still a virgin, and the fact he was aspiring to be a pastor, made it all fulfilling! At first, I was really concerned about the age difference, but each time I recalled nobody around knew my actual age, I often assumed all would be fine. Not until Mummy Praise came into the picture..." she paused, and began waving her head.

I was indeed touched here, guys! C'mon...who wouldn't be. The older woman was actually almost ruining a fine reward, for the young lady, wasn't she?

After managing a rather surprising  smile, Sis. Abigail continued still, "They say nothing is hidden under the sun, don't they?" she asked rhetorically. "Because, I don't still know how Mummy Praise found out that I wasn't 27. She didn't only just find out, she also mentioned my actual age, which means she must have gotten the detail from someone or somewhere! It was heartbreaking! And that was after she had asked me to join her and her boyfriend in bed, the following weekend, to which I had said no..."

"Huh?! Herself and her boyfriend?!" I loudly asked! It was even a fucking threesome?! Oh lawwd me!!

She nodded her head! Wow!! "Herself and her boyfriend, Pastor! And when I said no, she said she would deal with me, and see that I don't get through the Marriage Training!..." she began sobbing again.

Now, that was harsh! And yea, while not getting through the Marriage Training wasn't the end of the world, most men in the church would see that as a sign of you not being a marriage material. And for somebody like the religious Bro. Joel, he was certain to say no to the marriage once he's informed her wife-to-be couldn't get through Training! This was all shades of fucked!

"The age secret was what she brought up, in barely 3 days!" Sis. Abigail continued to  say, "And she expressly explained that she would approach Bro. Joel with it, if I didn't agree with her condition! I need not say what will happen if she goes on with her threat! Bro. Joel will dump me! He will dummmpppp...meee...." she began crying again! This time, much more loudly!

"It's okay girl..." I quickly went up to her, to embrace her. She was really in pain, "I will handle it. Ok? I will handle it...."

Her body kept jolting at every sob, while her tears inevitably formed a little patch of wetness on my shirt. From where I was standing, I could see the parts of her breasts which weren't covered by her gown, and my, were her cleavage so deep and inviting! I tried looking elsewhere a number of times, but always still returned my eyes to her bosom, as I couldn't just help but feel entrapped by this lady's sexiness! Before she would even disengage herself from the embrace, I had already inevitably grown a fresh stick of hard-on!
"I came to you so that you can help me sir..." she suddenly resumed again, after I let her go; as though to return my thoughts to the real reason we were there in the first place. I was still standing, with my waistline level with her face.

"I know Sis. Abigail..." I answered, but without failing to notice the sudden frown that crept up her face as her eyes slightly adjusted to the bulge on my trousers! Fuck! She had seen my erection! "I..will...I will try..." I still struggled to say as I couldn't just get the rest of the sentence off my mouth anymore, quite all of a sudden!

She stared a little more blankly at the concealed erection, and then looked up to stare at my own face for another few seconds! I avoided her eyes, as you'd imagine! And by the time I bothered returning the gaze, she had already looked away. Moreover, she had also begun pulling down the hem of her gown, certainly to make sure she hadn't been exposing too much flesh for so long! She undoubtedly didn't like what she saw on m crotch.

"I'll...I will try to speak to Mummy Gideon, Ok?" I finally got the words out of my mouth.

She just nodded her head, still with her eyes looking away from me!

My own eyes found her cleavage again, and frankly, I couldn't just imagine that I'd never get to fuck this girl! Despite getting this close! She was insanely alluring! Barely seeing that cleavage again, did shoot my erection to another level!
"Are...you really serious about this virginity thing?" I couldn't just help but ask her! My head was gonna blow up!

She tried to look up at me again, but without failing to dither a bit around my crotch as she unavoidably noticed by how much more my erection had further grown! "Yeeesss sir." she then said, with the most drowning voice ever.

I scratched my head in crushing disappointment!

"Thank..you sir for agreeing to help me...but I have to go now..." she suddenly said out of nowhere, and began standing to leave!


My eyeballs nearly fell out off their sockets! Leave?! "Ermmm...not yet Sis. Abigail..." I began pleading rather desperately, "I mean...we haven't even finished talking..."

She had stood already, but remained in one place, clutching her handbag, with her face firmly away from me! I could tell she wasn't comfortably anymore with the new direction of things.

"I...didn't know much about you before now..." I began saying, with more soberness than I had ever had! "I only just saw you as a very beautiful lady who I'd love to know better..."

When I said those last words, she shut her eyes momentarily, and turned even further away! Gawwd, she must be feeling so angry right then!

I continued still, "I like you Sis. Abigail. I like you, and I really want to have you..." I just had to come out and say it! Besides, my dick had tripled in length by now!

She didn't speak. She just kept looking blankly into the wall to our right. Merely looking at her face would tell you she had a million things to say, but would rather not.

"Talk to me Abigail..." I pleaded, "Just this once! And I promise I'd never come back, ok?...Just this once..."

"Pastor..." she then muttered, out of the blue, and with very unsteady lips, "Pastor please let me go. Please sir..."

I was made totally weak! "Just this once Sis. Abigail...please?"

She dropped her head again as though she was about to cry, and then unexpectedly quietly walked straight to the wall beside us, and leaned frontally into! But my, what first caught my eyes, was her ass, which had now instantly faced me again! I was thrown to tatters!
"Oh gawwd..." I muttered in total lack of self restraint! This was just beyond my control, and with how my penis had soooooo stretched the material of my trouser, I just couldn't imagine how I could leave that hotel room without getting a bit of this woman!

Meanwhile, she had begun sobbing again right there on the wall where she leaned! And after watching her ass gyrate slightly to every snivel from here, I couldn't help but walk up to her from behind!

"Please give me a chance, Abigail?..." I pleaded again, dropping a hand on the top of her buttocks!

"Let me goooooooo, Pastoooorr!!" she unexpectedly blew up; turning around swiftly!! Her eyes were covered in tears! "Let mmmeeee goooo!!!"

"I don't want to hurt you, Abigail..." I still begged. "Just give me one chance..."

She tried to recollect herself now so she stopped sobbing. Then after a very quick pause: "The...Marriage...Council has a meeting today sir. And I am expected to be there - it's supposed to be my final day with their Panel, and I can't miss it. So please can I go?"


I didn't exactly know what else to say. I just kept staring at her sweaty tear-covered face. She had her eyes on my own face too, and not until she tried to begin taking a walk, that she removed them. But she'd had barely come out of the space between myself and the wall behind her, when my own eyes inescapably went for her backside again! And guys, if her buttocks had been menacing all these while, the hurried nature of her current conduct, did make the ever-jiggling masses of woman-flesh even more provocative to behold! Worst still, I was still staring at them when she began bending down to wear on her sandals once more! I went berserk! Gawwwwwwwwwd almighty! Dammmmmmmmnnnnnitttt!!! The view was just impossible! Was it the stretched width of her wide hips?! Or was it the smooth bulbous curve of her sickle-shaped ass cheeks?! Which one would I start from?! And guess what, I did also notice just then, the way the apparently spread crack of her concealed ass, did inevitably form a slight dent on her gown all the way between both cheeks of her buttocks!! It was by far, the most seductive thing I had ever seen in my life as a functioning Pastor!! It was just beyond explanation!

And if my cock was just erect before now, it just went stone-stiff with the sight before me! Unavoidably, Sis. Abigail was still bent over this way, when I ultimately walked up to her in hesitant feet, and then, held her by the hip!

"I'll die if you don't give me this pussy, girl..." my mouth unashamedly pleaded!

She jumped up in shock, turning around to face me, with terrified eyes!

"Please..." I begged, crossing a hand around her body! "Just this once Abigail..."

"Pllllleeeeeaaaasssseee siiirrrr..." she also pleaded in return, trying to wriggle herself free from me. "Broooo Jooooeeeelllll wiiiilllll find out, pleassseee...."

"He won't....He won't baby...." I reassured, unzipping and pulling out my cock in the midst of the melee; and it was already dripping in precum!

"He willllll...sir..." she persisted. "He already...knows I ammmmm a virgin..." she kept waving her head while still doing all she could to break free!

"He won't...I will make sure he does nothing, baby..." I was desperate!

"Pleasssssse sir...let me...go..." she was almost breaking loose...and she eventually did!

I let her alone!

"Everybody is going to fucking know about your real age!..." I then heard my mouth swear, in terrifying rage! I didn't even know I had gotten angry already! "Everybody! And this pussy you are trying to protect, will be fucking useless to you after that!...Just fuck out of this place! Fuck off!!!" I couldn't control what was leaving my mouth now! I was bloody bitter!

Well, to my greatest surprise, the same Sis. Abigail who had formerly almost fought me off her body, suddenly began coming closer to me. She still was sobbing though, with all the makeup on her face, in a blurry mess! "Please sir..." she then began begging again, "Don't do that please..."

"Why won't I? When you are being this selfish?!" I pointed out, still returning my now limp dick back inside, "If you want me to talk to Mummy Gideon, you know what to do...You won't say you didn't know what to expect when I invited you to a hotel instead of my office! You can't say that.."

"Please sirrrr...If you do it sir, I will kill myself..please sir, I beg you..." she began getting on her knees...

"Then give me this single chance I am asking for. Just this onetime. That's all I am asking for..." I still could do anything to fuck this girl, guys!

She sighed, and then began getting to her feet. And guess what? Amidst all the tears and sweat, she began undressing too! I couldn't believe my eyes!

Fucking heavens of fucking fortune! Sis. Abigail began undressing right before me! She undid her sandals first, and then went for her gown! I don't know how she got her hand around the zipper which was behind the dress, but soon, she had begun pulling down the dress towards her hips!  Gawwd, what a set of titties she's got!! They were soooo full and heavy in the eyes! They pleasantly kept her bra busy! She did catch me staring at them, but she quickly looked away as she began pulling the rest of the dress down her visibly thick thighs! This lady was damn beautiful! And with the dress now in a heap around her feet, I was presented one of the most physically attractive human beings I had ever seen! Her big breasts; her seductively tucked-in tummy; her tiny waist; her markedly flared hips; her luscious-looking thighs; and of course, her colossal ass, which wasn't within my current sight though! She was everything beautiful! And I sincerely didn't know when my hand found my had cock again to give it a squeeze! When she was done with the dress, she began undoing the lingerie; and honestly, I wasn't disappointed in any way, at all! Her nipples were the kind of things men in their youth would wish for breakfast, while her smoothly shaven dark pussy, was the kind of stuff, many male dreams are made of!! I lost every sense of reasoning on seeing her standing there naked! Nothing was going to stop me from fucking her!


"Won't you undress Pastor? We don't have much time left..." that was her talking; bringing me back to the room! I had even brought out my dick still without knowing, but still had my dress fully on!

I nodded my head and began undressing! I had barely finished doing so, before my dick would begin seeping precum again...oh my! Sis. Abigail saw it, and began walking towards me. I wouldn't deny that I hadn't been taken aback by her new sense of boundlessness! Gone were the tears and the restrained aura she'd been putting up all along. She even began looking me in the eye yet again! What the desperation for marriage could do, I guess! When she got to where I was standing, she brought a hand on my bare hairy chest, to rub it for a while; further shocking me of course!

"Do..you like the hair?" I managed to ask; after finding my voice.

"Yes Pastor." she replied, raising her head to look into my eyes, "You really promise you will speak to Mummy Praise?"

"As certain as my dancing erection..." I replied, with a tinge of hyperbole.
She smiled, and then brought a hand on the leaping dick! Her hand felt very tender, and warm! Just what I needed! When she brought up her face again, I collected it with both palms, and planted a very passionate kiss on her lips! It lasted for a few seconds, then she pulled away.

"You know I've never had sex before? And I've always said no to you because I am scared of what Bro. Joel will do if he finds out I've lost my virginity?" she then began explaining, "It will be very difficult to explain."

"He won't do anything." I challenged, even though I wasn't sure how he won't, "It is more reasonable to secure the marriage first and think about the virginity later than doing it the other way round..."

She just looked up at me again, and then looked away, shaking her head. "You are such a bad Pastor..." she then said jokingly, causing us both to suddenly burst into high laughter!

"Yea...I know! And every girl fucking loves that!" I replied, in the most cocky of ways possible, "You won't have a problem with your marriage to Joel. I have my people at the Marriage Supervisory Council. And of course, I was also the one who put Mummy Gideon in her present position too. So?"

She nodded her and said thank you. For once, we both weren't playing cat and mouse, anymore!

"So...I know you are still a virgin, but have you been eaten out before?" I went on to ask her, after a brief pause.

"What's that, sir?"

"You are indeed a good girl." I complimented, lifting her up from the centre rug under us, and dropping her on the bed behind us! She kept on chuckling, "Spread your legs, I will show you the gates to true bliss right now!"

She smiled broadly and began spreading her legs; probably also expecting me to penetrate her with my dick right away, because when I knelt instead, and began dropping my head towards her punani, she did look quite shell-shocked! 
I didn't really care though. After all, nothing says a virgin can't get head. And not now that I was already basking in the lofty sense of being the one to break this incredibly beautiful woman, at last! I mean, for fuck sake, I was about to take Sis. Abigail's virginity! You don't get a chance to such beautiful task every day, you know! Moreover, when I got within a few inches of her pussy, I was further gladdened to know that she had actually been dripping all along! My! And seriously, her pussy juice strongly smelt like the scented waters of Rio de Janerio!! Lawwd have mercy!! 
I took her pussy in one gulp, sucking in every fold of it without any room for air! Sis. Abigail gasped! She was taken by surprise, and she tried grabbing my head a number of times to force a break, but I refused! I first lapped onto the little stream of juices that had managed to escape her pussy lips, making sure I ran my tongue all through the length of her snatch! She tasted unbelievably great! What's not to like about this lady?! And you guys needed to see how I was cushioned by the fleshy succulent folds of her thick thighs, as I chewed on her pussy as though my life was depended on it! And it wasn't long before she began to let out slight sobs; she was definitely enjoying it! The hand she had placed on my head, had now changed its role, and was more of caressing my hair than pushing it away! I stepped up to her clit! It was quite the obvious type, with the apparent excitement of the moment forcing it to grow out of its thick fleshy hood, in swollen thrill! I took it in my mouth, causing her to jerk a number of times, while pulling on, a long hiss!

"Passs...sssttor..." she then moaned, twisting her body a little to the right as I began rolling my curled tongue all over it!
The more I did, the more the saliva in my mouth turned a tad salty! She was endlessly drooling her juices! Goodness gracious! And how so sweet it made the whole thing turn! I sucked and flicked on the stub with all my effort, making sure she experienced wave after wave of sensual stimulation as I went! I even began grazing the thing gently with my teeth at some point, effectively upgrading her level of ecstasy by one shot higher! When I tried pulling my head away, she grabbed my ears, and pulled me back down! Fucking Molly!!

"Doooonnntt....stopppp plleaaaseee..." she further pleaded, holding my head sooo tight while raising her thighs to clamp my head in! Who said the sensation from cunnilingus isn't the most powerful feeling in the world? She was almost cutting off my breathe in a bid to get as much of my burrowing tongue as she could! When she just couldn't contain the increasing excitement anymore, Sis. Abigail began grinding her mercilessly drenched vulva, all over my jaw and face! How she had known that was the more likely thing to do, did quite beat me! After all, I was supposed to be having sex with someone who's never done so before; or wasn't I? She not only continued rocking my face, but practically made sure my nose, mouth and jaw were fully sank into the crack of her nether cheeks while doing so! It was a gorgeous sight!

"Awww...awwwww....awwwnnnn..." she  kept on moaning still, with her mouth opened sooo wide and her midriff, curled into a bow in blowing thrill!

I wasn't done yet, though; I lifted both my hands, and went straight for her slightly dancing nipples! They were as hard as diamond pearls, and crunching them with my fingers, would only add an entirely new dimension to the obvious electric shocks, that were travelling through the beautiful lady's body! When I attempted pinching them even harder:

"Ohhhhhhhhh.....ggggggggaaaaawwwwdddd...." was the beautiful response I got!

I stepped down from my hallowed seat. She was already well prepared; she was gushing! So I eventually managed to pull away from her and get onto my feet! I wished somewhere in my head, that she could suck my precum seeping cock, but that might not end well given her inexperience, so I abandoned the idea. After all, we weren't having all the time in the world for this journey, considering the meeting she was supposed to attend in less than an hour or so! Meanwhile, she kept wiggling in bed, twisting and breathing really fast, with her eyes closed, as she anticipated the arrival of my decorated member! When I pulled her closer to me by the hip, she immediately responded by spreading her thighs sooooo wide apart!  How she wanted this thing too! It was obvious! But then, well, just like you'd expect when a virgin is involved, it never really begins like a love story!

"It's going to hurt a tad little, dear..." I did well to announce to her, as I began bending in to penetrate her!

She just nodded her head! Well then, here we were about to go! I positioned my cockhead right within her rather narrow slit, and as soon, as I was sure to proceed, I pushed in!

"Ahhhhh....." came the reaction! From her! And yea, I wasn't still in! She was freaking tight!

"Did it hurt?" I sincerely asked, quite knowing the answer myself.

She nodded her head, and then went on to further spread her thighs! What could be more encouraging, guys?!
I pushed in again, making sure I didn't stop until the head of my cock had gone in at least! She didn't scream this time, instead, she grimaced, while biting down her lower lip! I was going to feel worried though, until I suddenly felt her hand around the back of my ass, in a 'push in more' kind of way! And ladies and gentle men, that was when we heard it pop! And I was in!

"Fuck!" I heard my mouth cuss as my whole length seamlessly went into Sis. Abigail's disvirgined but juice-gushing pussy! Well, that went in faster than I expected, and I didn't waste time in wiping off the tinge of blood that did follow! She was dead-tight, and as I tried pulling out for a fresh thrust, it felt as if my cock veins were being completely snapped out! Holy shit! I groaned, and bit down on my lower lip while I began going in again! At this rate, I was definitely going to blow my nut much earlier than wished! Moreover, Sis. Abigail was already showing why this was in truth her first fuck experience. She lay there with eyes firmly shut, and face grimaced, while greeting every of my laboured thrust with some sort of virtual contentment! This very expression of hers would only grow even more noticeable as her pussy kept granting me freer access with every newer stroke I took! Her juices wouldn't stop running, and it was only a matter of time before the area of the bed-end under us, would be 'decorated' in all manner of sexual fluids! I could now plunge the entirety of shaft all the way in with relative ease, while also withdrawing with similar aplomb! She was intact, fresh, juicy and of course very much innocent! Probably, in a way of showing by how much she was appreciating my 'labour of fuck', she soon pulled my head towards her, and within seconds, we were locked in a very mouthy french kiss yet again!!
"This is unbe...lievably enjoyable..." she admitted in a humph straight into my engaged mouth! Anyone could see how pleased she was, right there in her eyes!

"Ummmhhh..." I replied, still rolling my waist back and forth like some corn-grinding machine! The road was very clear now, and my member went in and out with dominant dexterity!

"Plllleaaasseeee dooonnn''tt sttooopp...." she began saying again, rolling her eyes up, while giving up her lower lip for me to suck away! This was glorious!
I was motivated to step up my frequency, and soon the crashing slamming bangs of our colliding pelvis, did become very very loud! I also took shorter strokes, purposely not letting my dick to get fully in before retracting and slamming back again! This was skilful fucking at its best! Sis. Abigail wasn't talking anymore, rather she was now nearly bleating, with every part of her curvy figure jolting up and down simultaneously with my yo-yoing lower end! What a day this was turning into! Apparently, she wasn't disappointing me, after how much time, energy, effort and resources I had committed to taking her to bed! In fact, she was amply greasing my pleasure-seeking tool! Both figuratively and literally!

Expectedly, my new high-tempo style did bring Sis. Abigail the rush quite soon! She switched her loud shrieks to even louder yells and squeals; while also doing her best to match my slamming lower half by thumping herself back and forth! The result? A very feet-sweeping orgasm, that did shatter the young lady into pieces! It was her first ever experience I assume, and boy, did she leave earth, more like!! I had suspected she was about to experience something unique when she suddenly grabbed my sweaty lower arm so firmly that it hurt, and then began to grind her entire pelvis into my train-like speeding slamming lower half!! Her grinding and swirling were soooo full of intensity that we both could hear the squashy wet sounds of her overflowing cunt, at every twerk!! And she had barely done this a dozen times when her climax hit her like an angry lightning from a fierce rainstorm! She broke off a scream, probably unknowingly, and just as she attempted taking some sort of control over her situation, she was swiftly thrown into a sea-wave of body-breaking convulsions! That was clear error, guys! And a clear show of her inexperience! Her body bowed, and gyrated very violently, at the same time! Her orgasm was strong, intense and evidently over-powering! And like a kid trying to say something while crying, her utterances were largely meaningless as they endlessly mingled with her bellowing! She was basically going insane!

And fuck, was it hot! It pushed me right to my own breaking point, and as I was still watching her wriggling her jiggling body in tearing orgasm, I felt my tip - I was gonna cum too! Fuck!! I tried to pull away, but I found both her legs tied behind my back, and believe me, this wasn't the time to start asking for the freedom to cum! LOL! I mean, who does that?! But boy, was she in another universe right now?! I kept feeling my seed rising through my pipe, but yet kept slamming away! And as I kept slamming away, Sis. Abigail kept cruising through from one brief moment of sub-climax, to another! Subsequently, it wasn't until I felt one of her legs break free, that I found the freedom to pull out of her - and bang - we both were instantly spilling ourselves with blinding projectiles of sex fluids!! Who would have expected such a climax, people! The rush with which she squirted her juices on me, was totally unexpected, and before I could regain poise, I had quite lashed out a couple of goo stripes myself, across her undulating tummy! This was by far, the best fuck I had ever experienced! And as soon as I had fully emptied my balls - of cum, I collapsed into the bed beside me, exhausted!

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I met 5 missed calls staring me in the face when I picked up my phone from my trouser pocket! 5 fucking missed calls! Two were from Elder Gideon, and the other three were from my wife! Only goodness knew why they were calling! Of course, for my wife, it was definitely likely to know where I had gone to as I was supposed to have returned home already! But Elder Gideon? I contemplated calling back immediately, but then, changed my mind as I was yet to path company with Sis. Abigail! She was still getting dressed after taking a quick bath and damn, she even looked extra gorgeous right then! So much so, that the more I stared at her and that giant fuckingly curvy ass of hers, while she got dressed, the more I wished I could be with her forever!
"Really?..." she had answered, when I told her she was indeed a wonderful fuck and I was looking forward to us fucking again soon!

"Yea! You were amazing! Or don't you look forward to another good time?" I questioned again, already wishing so hard in my head that she would say something like 'tomorrow or next was fine'! LOL!

"Hmmm...let's first hope they don't ask me about my virginity status at the meeting today." she disappointingly said, "Bro. Joel will be present as well, remember?"

I just nodded my head.

While part of the roles of the Marriage Supervisory Council is to investigate things like this, as well as other medical, psychological and spiritual implications of the marital-union intentions of any given couple-to-be in the church, I can't remember the last time I heard a couple-to-be getting indicted. Okay, maybe that is certainly because of the fact that it is Elder Gideon running the show over there. And if there is anything I know about  him, it is the fact that he will be the last person not to turn a blind eye on any shortcomings or offences linked to people who are in anyway related to him. He is really that biased. And yea, simply being a member of his district is often enough reason for you to find such 'favours' in his eyes. Or why do you guys think he has been one of my most trusted allies? He is loyal to a fault! And in reward for his trustworthiness to the cause, (and of course, by way of hiding the dirty secrets between myself and his wife), I made sure he was made the head of the State Marriage Supervisory Council. That was while the late G.O was still with us, though. But even in spite of our loss, I was still very confident about what he could do for me at the council if things were to get a bit tight for me over there. So...instead of feeling worried about Sis. Abigail's scheduled meeting with the council a few hours away, I chose to begin entertaining fresh plans in my head, on when else I could likely fix a meeting between myself and the lady, as I bid her goodbye from the hotel room (I was never going to step out with her into public sight; that will be stupid), after handing her a stash of N1000 notes! In fact, it had to take me recalling the missed calls from earlier, before I could ditch the thoughts and go for the bathroom for my own bath! But not without leaving Mummy Gideon a quick SMS anyway; which requested that she should see me at my office the next day. Every good turn deserves another, they say.

However, I still needed to reach my wife and Elder Gideon to know what their reasons for calling were, but I was never going to do that from a hotel room either. That would be lame! Doing so while in my car at least, was always going to make better sense. Moreover, given the time, I could now realistically only call my wife and not Elder Gideon, considering that the later should now be at the council meeting as expected. However, when I finally did try reaching Queendaline about 30 minutes later, while driving home, I met her phone unreachable despite trying thrice! Pheeew! How ironical. And boy, was I now going to face the slaughter when I got home? If there was anything Queendaline disliked, it was missing her calls and refusing to call back! Explaining that I found her line unreachable, would only always fall on deaf ears, all day! Anyways, more like in an attempt to avoid putting too much thought to that, I turned on my car radio, and my, smiled as I heard it burst into life! Boy, I was feeling wonderful at that moment! Who said I couldn't get all I wanted? I was getting increasingly confident that if I could play my game this intelligently, Elder Matthew and his team would never really find that black patch they are so desperate to see on me! Now, I can say Amarachi - Sis. Peju's friend - was next on the line! She had said she would inform me when she got into town again. Wow! What a day that will be! But I still needed to be sure of her schedule all the same, though. I picked up phone!

"Hi Pastor Dan..." Amarachi said on picking up after I called; in the most sexy voice I've heard that very day!

"Hi babe...what's up?" I was over the moon! I mean, I was finally going to fuck this girl someday?!

"I'm good, and you?" she was more or less all giggly!

"I am doing well. Just thinking about you..." I shamelessly declared

"Really? Someone is missing someone, I guess..." she enjoyed that one

"And something too...I am missing something too." I made sure I sounded as stupidly naughty as possible!

She giggled out loudly, "I will be in town soon. I don't know what day, but it must be within this week!"

"Is that a promise?" I further probed, "I like promises..."

"It's aaaaaaa....promise, sir." she then chimed in, rather sultrily! I was blown away!

We were soon saying our goodbyes, and in the next moment, she hung up. Just wow! Just fucking woooww!! From one pussy to the next, guys! This was as good as it could get! Funny enough, as a result of the phone call I was having, I didn't even notice the preacher man on the radio! LOL! He was some pastor I hadn't heard of before, and he was talking about Daniel in the lions' den. Specifically hammering about the kind of danger Daniel seemed to have been faced with in the form of very wild angry hungry lions! Well, while I knew the story very well, things were now looking like my own version of the lions' den was actually filled with very sweet beautiful women who were surely making me live the dream! LOL! And of course, while the Daniel he was talking about was very interested in being rescued or saved from his den, I wasn't quite sure I wanted the same favours! In fact, I was even wishing I could be introduced to even more lions or lionesses as the case may be! LOL! However ridiculous that may sound! Amarachi was a must, and I was likely never going to forgive myself if I didn't end up fucking her! Not when she'd given me the leeway to do so! If the furry-fighting Sis. Abigail could finally succumb, who was this soft-spoken busty Amarachi, not to?

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I did quite feel something was likely wrong about everything, when I rode into my drive at home, and  unexpectedly saw Elder Gideon's car parked to the right side of my gate! And that was even when I also actually recalled, that he had tried contacting me, earlier in the day. Was there really some sort of a problem? Did he come for my help? Or did he just get a new information on Elder Matthew and his committee? I couldn't exactly figure a conclusion out. However, I proceeded to drive into the compound after getting my gateman to open up the gate. It was getting late now, and so he had to permanently lock the gate after I had driven in. Even before getting into the house, I could already hear my wife's voice, and while I couldn't hear a second voice, I did know it must be Elder Gideon she was talking to! And boy, she wasn't sounding exactly like chill ice! Anyways, I had barely pushed through the door leading from the ante-room into the living room, when like wild fire, Queendaline, who I also just happened to see, suddenly jumped from her seat, and began rushing towards me like a dart!!


"I told you honey!!..." she yelled like a mad woman! "I told you! But you didn't listen!! It has happened oh!! It has happened ooOO!!!" she caught me by my arm, pulling me very violently!

"What has...happened?!!!" I yelled back, in total confusion! Her eyes were filled in tears!

"Matthew ooO!! Elder Matthew!!!...." she screamed back again, releasing my arm and putting a hand to her head! That was even when I noticed Elder Gideon at a comer asking her to calm down!

"Elder Matthew?!" I questioned, in total confusion! "What did Elder Matthew do?!" believe me, I didn't know what to expect now!

Queendaline didn't answer though! She just turned around, still sobbing and shaking her head! But then Elder Gideon began responding! "He has removed us Pastor. He has removed me as the Marriage Supervisory Council head, and your wife as the National Project Supervisor!...he has remmoveeee..." you could see the grief in his eyes!

"You are next o, dear!!.....You are next ooOO!!!..." Queendaline screamed from where she was now seated, punctuating every of her words with insults for Elder Mathew!! "I told you that man was dangerous oh! I told you oooOO!!!!..."


Trust me, I didn't know how to feel or what to think that moment! I just stood there looking at the two of them! I tried opening my mouth on two occasions but no words came forward!

"He is now the head of the Marriage Supervisory Council according to a reshuffling directive they released this afternoon through a memo..." Elder Gideon began explaining again, "And he removed me and a lot of our people entirely from the Committee! He also made his sick wife, Abike, the National head of Projects! I really do believe your position is likely next, sir! I really do..."

My wife kept screaming 'I told you' from where she sat and I was now inclined to agree more than ever! I could recall the reshuffling Elder Gideon was talking about. It was briefly discussed at the 'secret' meeting held a day ago. But frankly, I never expected it to have affected this much already, let alone my own family! Could it be that I had been underestimating Elder Matthew so terribly?! Could it be that I wasn't taking him seriously enough?! Honestly, this was indeed some kind of lions' den after all, and by god, I wasn't seeing women like I thought I was! Rather...I was seeing very fierce-looking, frightening wild beasts, instead! This was trouble, guys! This was trouble!

***To Be Continued***

Thursday, 24 November 2016

THE SAINTS AND THE SINNER PART 3

Wasn't it rather clear now why Elder Matthew refused to pick my calls on Sunday, and yet refused to call back?! He'd sold out! In fact, I called him twice again on my way home after the Campus fellowship gathering; and just before I went to bed that night; yet, he neither picked nor returned his missed calls! Retired cunt! He was a fucking twat, as long as I was concern! I was now just short of regretting ever choosing to help his poor miserable life! I wonder how he would have managed through, if not for me! No job or business; no serious source of livelihood and yet he had all those children to take care of, literally alone! And yea, he also would have had Sis. Peju to train through school! Ingrate! I guess the angel just became the devil here! Probably over just a morsel of bread or so! Or how else would one explain it? He knew how much of an influence I had within the late G.O's house, and thus to see that his daughter remained on scholarship, he tried doing everything to avoid being on my blacklist! But now, the G.O was gone, and to likely remain on the advantage, he's now switched allegiance quickly, to the direction of the newest playing music! Pathetic bastard! Talk of using your fellow man, and dumping!

Okay...I admit I was kinda wrong by engaging in a secret affair with his daughter. But wasn't his daughter old enough to make a decision for herself? And haven't I earned the right to bang the girl given how much of an assist I had become to their family?! The world is such an unfair place, you know! Everyone expects a Pastor to lay down his life and all for his flock, but rarely do this same flock want to help provide solace to the Pastor's personal 'concerns'! Nonsense! I wasn't going to take any of this shit! Yea, I know...I'm fucked at the moment and it's just hard to see any way out of this damn thing as it is! But personal guilt isn't the answer either. I should be better off channelling all that energy to finding that elusive way out than dwell on self blame! If only Elder Matthew could pick his calls! If only he could give me a bit of a little listening ear so that I could come up with some sort of explanation; some sort of deal...or maybe just anything that would get him to at least calm down on his furry! He may not expose my affair with his daughter at the said meeting come the next day, but surely, it will only take a bellend not to imagine that the elderly man would likely do everything in his powers now, to bring me down, given what he's found out! I was in a fucking pot of soup!

Subsequently, for most of that night, I barely got a grip on anything! My head buzzed, while my heart pounded away like some WW2 submachine gun! I couldn't just calm down for a single minute, and my wife noticed! Of course, she would have to, given how so restless I was that night! Was it my constantly shaking hands? Or my tirelessly sweating self despite two active Air Conditioners? What about the endless fondling and tapping of my phone, which kept ending up with me calling no one in particular?! And simply because there was no one I could call to help in that moment really! It was in fact, a mad night! And my wife got really worried as the night drew on! But thankfully, her thought quickly concluded over time, that I was only worried because the meeting was targeted at seeing to my removal as District Pastor! I got to know when she mentioned it to me. And of course, she kept being the 'encouraging wife'; telling me nothing would happen. Thank goodness! Only if she knew what was actually up! Only if she knew that the last person I told 'nothing will happen', had wiped my cum off her belly a few hours ago! Only if she knew! I just wondered what would have been! Such fine margins! And yea, none of those sweet words stopped me from acknowledging that disaster was probably just a short distance away! Oh Laaawdd, have mercy!

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I woke up Tuesday morning feeling basically worse! In fact, I woke up feeling feverish! LOL! What panic! What hyper tension! I couldn't still believe the last two days had happened; with all this news about a secret meeting and Elder Matthew's unexpected switch of allegiance! They still didn't look real, mehn, but the pressure returned as soon as I opened my eyes! I hurriedly picked up my phone once I was off my bed and began dialling the elderly man's number again! This time, it was switched off! Holy heavens! The man was driving me nuts! Fucking switched off?! On the very Tuesday itself?! Hell how?!! I was going to go mad! My head buzzed like a market place, while my body temperature continued to rise! My wife tried intervening at some point, offering to contact one of our local deacons to request that one of them attend the meeting instead of me; while I take some obviously needed rest. But I flatly refused! I mean, that will be fucking worse!! How can I let that?! When none of them even thinks I'm guilty of any of the accusations being thrown at me?! My idea for going myself was to see that I dispute these allegations myself as soon as they are brought up at the meeting! So sending any of the other deacons would only backfire! Gosshhhh, this whole thing was bloody tough! Anyways, I had just recovered my phone from my wife who was already on my Phonebook to place her call, when I suddenly noticed Amarachi's saved contact at the top! Time stopped!

I rubbed a thumb over the screen of my phone. How quickly did I forget about this girl?! The effect of severe hysteria, I guess! Who wouldn't though, in such a crazy time? But gaawwd did I instantly recall that meeting with her as soon as I brought my eyes on the contact! Her gargantuan boobs were my first thoughts, and then her ass! Gaaawwddd! Who wouldn't give a few moments of thoughts to a girl as endowed In fact, mine wasn't even a case of 'giving a few moments', because, as soon as I saw the contact, the urge to give her a call instantly followed! LOL! Talk of sucking lollipops from kitchen knives, right?! Yea, I get all that...a jury that would be practically dethroning me from pastoral duties was just a few hours away from sitting, and yet, here I was still pondering on thoughts of doing the same thing for which I'm being arraigned! I get. But the truth is, someone has to fuck that Amarachi, you know! Certain pussies ain't just supposed to lie waste! Amarachi has a 'disturbingly' amazing body! Okay, maybe not as 'disturbingly' good as Sis. Abigail's, but both are too good to let go! Honestly, I had already gone soooo hard, by the time the phone was fully in my hand! And as my wife turned to return to the kitchen, I hopelessly tapped on the voluptuous Amarachi's saved contact! Yea, it was indeed her own Amarachi! But wait...it wasn't just the contact only...she was on Whatsapp too, guys! Wow! Para-fucking-dise!

Amarachi was on Whatsapp, and how that instantly made me forget that I was supposed to be finding a way out of the big probable embarrassment that was waiting for me a few hours away! In fact, like some enchanted zombie, I picked up my phone, and then went straight for the bathroom! If Queendaline were to in anyway see me on this one, I was more or less a dead man! In there, I quickly sat on the toilet bowl - with the lid closed, and launched my Whatsapp app. She was indeed the one; with the name I had saved her on my phone displayed over her profile! Oh my! And mehn, did her 'Display Picture' literally throw me off the toilet bowl as soon as I saw it!! Ohhhhh mmmyyyyy fucccckiiinggg gaaaaaawwwwddd!! What a swashbuckling bustline!! What a fuckingly huge blasting bustline! Wow! The DP was a Selfie of herself taken from an angle, and gaaawwwddd, did the shot ruthlessly elaborate her massive breasts!! Fuuuccckk!! I was blown away! And I haven't even mentioned how her top was sooooo stretched by her milk factories in the picture, that her rather profound nipples soooo prominently stabbed back into the material of her dress!! The view was fuckingly sexy, and trust me, I found my hand on my boxer fly the next second!  I just needed to fuck this girl! Damn! It was just rather obvious! She was simply too 'talented' to be overlooked! In short, while my head was still reassuring me that it was gonna happen, my hand took things to the next level!

"Hello Amarachi..." was the next thing I saw my fingers type and send! I told you, guys, Amarachi was irresistible!

I didn't get a reply, that minute. In short, I had already stood and began making to leave the bathroom, when her response came in!

"Hi..." it said! I was overjoyed! And yea...my cock grew so long that you'd think Amarachi was there with me in person!

"You know who's chatting with you?" I would be surprised if she hadn't known yet. I get that I told her someone was going to call her for follow-up, but mehn, cut all that crap!

"Yes sir. Pastor Danny, right?" she even knew my name was Danny! My cock was on fire!

"Yes dear. How are you?"

"I'm fine sir. I hope you got home safely yesternight?" she was expectedly nice.

"Yes, I did. thanks for asking dear." Mehn, I hoped I could just go straight to the point! I needed that pussy for fuck sake!

Quite the awkward pause followed now, and she remained online all the time! Apparently, she must have told by now that I probably didn't know what else to say. And she kinda tried helping out...

"Yesterday's teaching was great sir..." she went on to send in, suddenly getting me a bit impatient with the new choice of topic! I was sincerely hoping for something more...you know...something string-pulling, at least! Damn!

"Really? Thanks dear!" I replied, adding a smile emoticon to express my rather feigned emotion.

"You are welcome sir. And the general service was also wonderful" she continued, getting me even more edgy.

"Thanks Amara." I responded. But hey, I just had to cut the bull loose here! "Lovely DP dear. You look beautiful." I quickly followed up, making sure I gave her no room to continue with all the boring 'church talk'!

But then...it did instantly seem like I had gone a step too far now, because, for like what looked like a century, Amarachi didn't reply the compliment! In fact, she went offline, just as soon! Goddammmmnit!!!

For a good 5 or so minutes I regretted ever coming on Whatsapp that morning, and it did immediately look like my fever had also shot up triple temperature! What the fuck did I just do?! It was very unusual of me, really! I mean, any girl I ever considered approaching was usually 99% of the times, likely open to the ideas of us fucking, even if they initially play 'hard to get'! But here, was I being totally ignored! What a day this very Tuesday was rapidly becoming! And of course, I couldn't even be too sure the Amarachi girl wouldn't take the whole thing as 'immodest' from me, of which if she was to tell it to anybody else in that guise, could be another opening to a rapidly worsening wound! I thought of sending her another text note and apologizing if I had come across as offensive! But I ruled against it, in the mindset that doing such would only strengthen the argument that I was indeed sensually interested in her! So instead, I chose to simply forget about her entirely. In fact, I actually even stood from the bowl, with the intentions of leaving the bathroom all the same! But just then, a message popped in! And when I checked, it was her!

"Thank you sir!" she messaged, adding a smiling emoticon even! But that wasn't all, Amarachi went on to follow the message with over 6 fresh pictures of her! "I took all these the same day." she explained at the end! I grinned ravenously!
Now if her DP was a very tasty plate of Afang soup, then the series of pictures she just sent in, were a pot of fish-filled deliciously garnished Edikang Ikong; with a ruthless looking plate of Pounded Yam to the side! What manipulation! My dick went back to its full state of active service! Damn! I was blown away! And trust me, it only became 'worse' as I began going through the pictures one after the other! Who said there wasn't something 'selective' about them?! Damn, they were mind-blowing! Boobs, ass and more boobs! Amarachi was 'gifted'! She was irresistibly 'talented'! Each of the pictures either placed all the emphasis on her rumbling jugs, with angles of shot leading to very wicked outcomes! Or placed emphasis on her buttocks which were, gooooshhhh, frankly colossal! My prick was out of my shorts before I could get to the fourth picture, with my left hand wanking away in desperate pleasuring! The views were sooooo hard to bear, mehn!

"I hope I don't look ugly in them sir?" she suddenly asked again, putting a 'covered-face' emoticon to the side!

Fuck no!! You don't baby! I wished to say, but I quickly changed that, instead saying: "Not really dear. You actually look a bit like my wife." Now, how that last sentence happened, I can't say! I just lost it right there, I know!

"Really?!!" she then typed, sending in a load of blushes too!

"Yes dear." I responded, wishing I could just come out now and tell her that I wanted us to fuck! Gaaawwwddd, I was dying in lust!!

"Hahahahahaha...was that why you were watching me yesterday?" she just threw me off the fucking window!! Watching her?!! She fucking noticed?!!

My hand paused! They couldn't type again! I mean, forget the 'watching me' she used! Because, every man and his dog knows she was likely almost about to use 'watching my boobs' and probably only changed her mind for sake of decency! But fuck yea, please use boobs, baby!

"Are you there sir?" she asked again...I didn't know I had delayed that much!

"Yes dear. You really look like my wife." I repeated, totally void of what else I was supposed to say now! Fuck knows that she doesn't and she's also far more endowed than Queendaline - at least bust-wise, but hey, I needed to keep this fuckingly arousing conversation going!

"I'd like to meet her sir." she then popped in. Fuck no! Queendaline will serve me my balls on a plate if it ever happened!

"That will be great...." I replied, feigning excitement, but I also did instantly feel that this was the best time to hit the nail's head! "Can we meet up this evening? Just me and you? I think I'd like to see you again." My hands practically shook as I typed this part, while praying I don't get a no! But gaaawwddd, did I now want that pussy of hers more than ever before!

A pause from her followed!

While, I watched on as she kept transiting from 'typing' to 'online' now and again! She was probably not sure yet.

"I will be leaving for Owerri this Afternoon sir. That's where I'm on IT. Benin first, then Owerri later." I didn't expect this. So I was a bit disappointed. Although, I also felt relieved she didn't say a direct no all the same.

"So I'm not seeing you again dear?!" I seriously had to ask, already wondering in my head if there was a way I could make it to Owerri by evening of that very day, and be back by 'morrow afternoon! Desperation!

"You will sir. I just don't know when yet." well, that was kinda sweetly bitter! I gave off a huge sigh of relief, though!

"But it will be very soon, right?" I was already licking my lips; with thoughts of what I would do to those boobs, bringing blubs of precum to the tip of my cock! Fuuuck!!
"Yes, it will sir." she was sooo nice a girl! Of course, any day she picks has to just work for me come what may, mehn!!

I sent her a smile! "We will be alone?" I just had to be sure on this one too, guys!

"Yes sir. Alone!" she then responded; with the additional exclamation mark she put there driving me insane! And hey, she also immediately sent in a blush smiley! She fucking knew where I was going! She fucking knew what I was talking about!

"Your boobs are soooo huge baby!" I couldn't help but send this at this point! My cock would have fucked the living daylight out of her that instant, if she was there with me at that point!

She laughed sooooo hard - via emoticons - on seeing my last text-note! Then she said it again: "That's why you kept staring at them yesterday, abi?" she didn't mince words this time!

"Yes babe!" I was wanking my cock much harder now as I imagined her typing those words! Fuuuuucccckk!!

Then the best of all happened! An image unexpectedly popped in and began downloading at once! As soon as it was done, a new message followed underneath! "For your delight...while you wait!"

Ladies and gentlemen, when I checked the picture, it was actually a Selfie of her naked self! I nearly went mad
"Talk later Pastor Danny! G2G now." was her final words, as she disappeared offline! Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccckkk!!!

I wanked my cock for a resounding 11 minutes more, as I drank up the stupefying sway of the girl's voluptuous body! My cumming was quick when it happened, and very hard! And I even repeatedly jerked in orgasmic spasm a number of times, as my hot goo shot high into my chest in sensual impulse! This was just too fucking good to take, for heaven's sake!
"I must fuck Amarachi!..." were the only words that kept ringing in my head as I prepared to leave the bathroom closet! Gawwwd, I just had to do it! Those boobs! Those hooters which just kept seeming larger every time I saw them! They were just too fucking huge! And I couldn't just see myself letting them go without a fight! Yea I get, there was a lot of pressure! A lot of risks! With my enemies just a few minutes away from sitting over my case and all! I knew all that. And I was also aware of how much dangerous indulging in more sex at this point, had become! But mehhhhnnnnn, how was I supposed to just let this girl...or even Sis. Abigail go? Who would even do so? I mean, these girls had become virtually the only things I thought about! Any 'failure' now, was very much gonna hunt me for the rest of my life! Any 'failure' to at least take advantage of this particular window Amarachi herself had apparently created in her case. It was necessary I keyed into this opportunity as not doing so would be stupid! In short, it was going to be madness, trying to pull back at this stage!

But was I ignoring the risks? No. I was in the tightest of spaces, yea...but I could still give it a go! I could; as long as I did find a way of having both sides! Yes, I was admittedly confused for want of a decision. But if only I could answer the big question! If only I could develop a plan! A plan on how I would handle all these without fucking things up! A plan on how I would combine all these and still come out unscathed! If only I could fuck this Amarachi girl, and still, fuck Sis. Abigail, while also putting my enemies in their place! That would be the 'bestest' gift of my life! But wasn't that only going to be possible in my dreams? Because, frankly, it would be so so difficult to do, wouldn't it? And hey...I haven't even mentioned my wife, Queendaline; who as always was also conducting her own personal hunt for my head! In fact, as I stepped out of the bathroom, I actually stumbled into her!

"Honey, you spent rather too much time in there..." she characteristically observed, as she walked past me in obvious mockery!

"You know I'm having a bad day woman, don't you?" I assertively challenged, carefully hiding my phone in the course!

Bloody trouble, everywhere! Bloody trouble!!

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Right from the moment my driver drove the car into the late G.O's compound, it instantly began looking like I had put a very long spanner into my enemies' secret work! Apparent confusion broke out! There were literally shocked faces, who couldn't believe their eyes, and then murmuring mouths, that were probably asking each other who leaked the knowledge of the secret meeting, to me! They just couldn't believe who they were seeing! But I barely gave a fuck! I kept a straight face, and walked straight into the main house! The same house where I was mostly bred and chosen to be a Resident Pastor! It was now so cruel for anyone, to go and pick the same venue for my dethronement without involving me! Who knows, maybe the spirit of our late G.O was at work! I was probably never going to be put to shame as long as he was concerned - dead or alive! And as I walked through the large entrance lobby into the very large living room where I could tell the meeting was about to start, only memories of my growing up, kept flashing into my mind!

Funny enough, most of the people I met in there, were all people I had mostly known over the years! I was much more younger than them, but yet, I had at some point in the past been very close friends with them. Now, we were enemies, with the odium between both camps, of very sour proportions! A number of them walked over to my end, to greet me, rather to my surprise! And they quite acted very normal, contrary to what I had expected! But there were still some who only threw just a few glances at me from their seats without exactly giving me any further recognition! Fair to say, the battle line had been drawn! And any loser at this point, would come out badly battered! I couldn't still find Elder Mathew yet, so I had to assume he hadn't arrived the venue. But I found the rest of the men who used to constitute the council of deacons at my district church (but have now left for other districts because of me), present! They were there; further strengthening the claim that the meeting was simply all about me! How unfortunate! And of course, none of them came over to exchange pleasantries! How times have changed!

After sitting for a few minutes, I decided to go say hello to the late G.O's wife who I was certain should be home. It was only going to be unfair to visit their house and leave without putting in a word, even if she's not been made part of the meeting. And yes, she was home, as thought. I met her upstairs in her bedroom. Of course, I was still one of the very fewest people who were allowed in there, simply because of who I was to the family. But hey, she wasn't the only one I found though, because right inside the same room, I met Cindy too! Wow! It wasn't entirely expected and she nearly screamed down the house when she saw me! She's never going to change, you know!

"I wasn't expecting you at allllllll...." she reemphasized, dropping herself from my body after raising herself to hug me! She was grinning as always!

"Yea, nobody is, really." I replied, and of course, without failing to notice how her boobs had pressed into my chest when she embraced me! Well, this wasn't time for silly thoughts, I guess!

I went over to her mum to give her a brief embrace too, as she kept laughing where she was seated. They were so happy to see me after quite some time it had been since I was last there. I was really tempted to ask them if they knew what the proposed meeting was all about, but then, assumed they didn't, given the type of reception I had gotten from them!

Anyways, Cindy did follow me out of her mum's bedroom as I walked out, and we had barely gone five steps away from the door when she suddenly grabbed me by my crotch!
"You are sooo definitely fucking me today, Pastor Danny..." she whispered, smiling and looking over her shoulders as though to make sure her mum wasn't following us! Her hand hurt a little, though!

"Huh?" I raised an eyebrow! I even nearly asked her how that was possible when the meeting about to be held downstairs, was about me fucking a lot of girls within the church; but I didn't! "We can't do so today nau Cindy..."

"Why? You are gradually pushing me away because of your wife...hope you know?" she feigned a frown, releasing my crotch in the course.

"Not that..." I whispered closer to her ears, "All these men here, will definitely find out if we do something babe...."

"They won't..." she was making to grab my cock again, but we suddenly began hearing footsteps of people coming upstairs...so we parted ways immediately!

However, what I didn't know until later, was that Cindy, and a certain friend of hers - Sis. Tosin (who I hadn't met before, until that day), were to be responsible for ushering duties throughout the course of the meeting! They were going to be required to run errands, serve Kola, drinks, table water and finally food! It was only after when the meeting had started, that I got to find this out, and my, did I quite feel the tickle as both of them walked into the living room in rather tight-fitting mini-skirts; and of course, under equally boob-gripping tops! Damn! Trust me, a number of these so-called saints who were already seated for the meeting, immediately began making quite the grim face as soon as they set eyes on both girls! LOL! Hypocritical bastards! More like a way of showing and reminding us by how much they despise 'indecency'! Cunts! How quite paradoxical it now seemed that a meeting which was supposedly organized against my many romps with women, was now going to have said women, dutifully keeping us company, in all their supposed 'indecency'! Well, you can be rest assured of such situations in whatever Cindy was directly involved in! Her sexuality has always been irrepressible! And boy, for most of the preceding moments of the meeting, I barely concentrated! I was regularly pulled to either her slightly bouncy jugs or her friend's walking backside! It was quite the battle for a couple of minutes!
Nonetheless, I did manage to gain more control as the meeting finally kicked-off! Elder Matthew had now finally arrived, as well as the Acting General Overseer. The two actually walked in together! Something I was now not very surprised about. When the former saw me, he quite did show some shock! Apparently, he never thought I was going to be there, and it did take a long time, before he would look my way again! Quite the spoiler, I must have become, I guess! Anyways, the meeting took off after quite a lengthy prayer. With everybody raising their voices as though to tell the man next to him that he prays better than everyone else! LOL! It was indeed funny, and I had my own eyes more open than I actually prayed. All the same, after the prayer, came the voice of the Acting G.O. He personally hadn't behaved like he cared about my presence so far.

"I want to thank everyone for honouring this summon..." he said for the 100th time, in his characteristically sluggish and rather annoying voice! "It is a very important call; one which I feel the lord does require us to make now..."

Everybody looked on in sheer attentiveness! Including Cindy and her friend Sis. Tosin.

"You all must have received my text messages." the A.G.O continued, looking from side to side, "I purposely left out all District Resident Pastors and most of our state and zonal leaders. I also left out the women..."

At this point, I had to look around, and yea, I was indeed the only resident pastor present! What. The. Fuck?! Not even the heads of departments or units were called upon! What was really going on? Was there another agenda I didn't know about? At least, given my own Elder Gideon's status as the State Marriage Supervisory Council Leader, himself and other people like him, were supposed to be invited to a meeting of this magnitude; no?!

The A.G.O kept talking, though. "There was no need to bring in so many people...because no man stays a judge over his own case. The demand for action and mobility has just become overwhelming! The request for full scale overhaul and restructuring, has been nearly irrepressible! The church is apparently crying for change; mobility; action..."

I began thinking now that I was seeing something I hadn't seen all these while! The A.G.O has an agenda, most apparently!

"...and I cannot pretend not to see and hear all these, while I continue this expectedly brief spell as the Acting G.O. I'm having the burden to do something. I'm having the burden to at least give the congregation the benefit of the doubt, and go and try to make things a bit better!..."

Everyone nodded their heads as though to say it was some kind of President Obama speaking! The attentiveness level was out of this world!

"There has been complaints of gross immorality..." he resumed, causing my heart to skip as soon as he mentioned, 'gross immorality'! "Rumours of ear-deafening scandals, across a few districts! Things we ought not to hear in the house of the lord! And we can't just keep looking and doing nothing! That is why this meeting has been called up. And I did so without involving the district pastors and leaders, because they cannot be judges in their own cases..."

Trust me, a number of faces turned to look at me briefly at this point, and for the first time since I arrived, I started feeling like I shouldn't have attended at all! I mean, I was already passing judgment on myself by being there! If I wasn't feeling guilty - the question will be - why was I then there?

"By the way..." the A.G.O continued, "Myself and the National Leadership Council have agreed to shuffle things a little bit across the National and State levels." this very line brought me even more unease! "Although we are mainly sticking to just Departments and Unit leadership." respite followed! "We can all agree that our Daddy, the late G.O, did make a lot of rushed decisions during his final days on earth. This included putting certain persons which we have seen now, as ineffective, in office. It is our aim to replace those people with the brief reshuffle..."

This was really serious! And I just couldn't help but begin wishing in my heart that none of my own persons would be affected!

"But the reshuffle is only just a little part of what I hope we can do with all of you gathered here. Our church needs to be resurrected, and that is why I have called us all together! So I'd want everyone here to come up with a suggestion of what we can do about this matter. This is beyond reshuffling a few offices or positions! This is pretty bigger than that! What do we do, brethren?..."

Well, grave silence followed! Probably; just probably, nobody was expecting something of this magnitude by any stretch of the imagination! But here we were! And to come to now see that the meeting wasn't even about me or in fact, far bigger than me, only made it even more disturbing! I mean, the entire church was in trouble! Myself included! So, if I thought just Elder Matthew and a couple of other mean deacons were the enemies I was fighting, now imagine what I'd face when all the over 45 people gathered at that living room, were to begin looking into my case! I'd be crushed before the first day was over! In fact, I couldn't agree any less, when the first person who asked to speak, began talking! He was from another district actually, but a supporter of the 'just cause' nonetheless!

"The lord will bless you sir for being the answer to a prayer I've been praying for so long..." he began saying after compliments! Gaaawwdd, I was screwed! "Evil, is finally about to see its end! And light will shine forth soon!"

Everybody around seemed to agree as they kept nodding their heads!

He continued. "My suggestion, is massive clearout!! Massive clearout!!..." the way he waved his hand showed he would even begin the 'massive clearout' right about then, if it was in his powers to do so! "Let us remove all the leaders in the church from their positions, because they have failed us! Excluding your position of course sir..."

Everybody in the hall nearly burst out laughing! His quick move to cleverly exempt the A.G.O was indeed hilarious.

"I mean it brethren..." he defended further, as though to say he noticed we were all very amused by his suggestion, "We need to start afresh, and for that to happen, we need massive clearout! Thank you!" he sat down!

Tiny whispers of 'massive clearout' began filling the room! The old boy was really funny! But boy, did I tell how so angry these dudes were!!

"We've heard you Elder Kunle. Next person please..." the A.G.O proceeded.

The next person didn't exactly say any much different! He dwelt more on seeking the face of the lord in this very 'trying times', though. But he generally was big on a resounding reshuffling, while consciously avoiding the use of the word 'massive clearout' even though he meant the exact same thing! He spoke a bit longer too, but soon sat. And so followed the next, and the next, and the next, until most people in the room had all spoken! One thing kept becoming apparent - everybody was fed up with the existing status-quo! They all wanted colossal change! Anyways, quite a twist got into the whole equation a bit later, when Elder Matthew stood up to speak; a twist that inevitably involved me! Even as soon as he stood, I did feel very worried, despite already accepting that the meeting wasn't exactly about me! What is this thing they say about toothless old women getting uncomfortable in discussions that relate to chewing meat? Couldn't be any better explained, I guess!

"I want to say something quite a bit off the current proceedings..." Elder Matthew said as soon as he was done with all the preliminary talk, "I was told personally, that I was involved in this meeting, solely because of my perceived neutrality in the matter that relates to how our leaders have been perceived of late. That perception, is largely true.

"Back in my district church, we have been immersed in this long-going battle between a certain percentage of the church and the current district leadership, of which the figure head, is present with us here..." he pointed at me just then, inevitably brining everyone's attention my way, "The battle has been soooo fierce, with both groups looking to literally extinguish the other from the church entirely, if possible. That approach really, has been the sole reason for my choosing to remain neutral in all of it. Has there been sincere calls across the nation for change in our ministry? Yes there has been. Are these calls born out of a genuine need for said change? Of course. But are the suggestions heard so far going to likely bring the change?..." he didn't answer, instead he paused, pulled out his handkerchief, and wiped his slightly sweaty face dry; and thus, propping up the suspense even more.

We all kept watching, wondering where he was going with all this.

"I will personally suggest that a full scale investigation be carried out first. Make it a month, two months or as long as we can wait for it! The full scale investigation should be wide-reaching; cutting across all the Zones and States; and of course Districts..." Strong mumblings could already be heard - in supposed dissent, I guess! The A.G.O had to call for returned patience at some point.

I personally didn't know whether to find the suggestion beneficial or not, given that whoever's we were to work with, might still turn out damaging for my position!

Elder Matthew spoke on after the little pause, "The purpose of the investigation, is to find out all those behind the current moral collapse the church is kind of witnessing right now. I come from a district where carnality and sexual immorality has more than tripled within just barely 2 years! And it isn't any coincidence that it suddenly began as soon as the current District Leadership took over..."

Expectedly, I cussed him in my breath as soon as he said these! He was a fucking tool! And boy, you all need to see how many eyes that turned towards me for a moment or two just then! My heart was red in rage!

"...It isn't coincidence!" he still repeated, without an iota of fear! "But I am not about placing baseless allegations without evidence! Let there be an investigation, and trust me, once our scrutiny finds this man guilty, I will be the first to see that he is punished according to the scriptures!..."

I sincerely wanted to speak now, but I restrained myself with all my might! It couldn't be argued that he was being fair with both camps! But isn't friendship and loyalty, supposed to be 'against all odds' or better put 'at any costs'? I was soooo gonna have a word with him very soon!

"That is my position, brethren." he went on to say, conclusively, "And I am not talking of us waiting several weeks to punish defaulters. No! Once our investigation finds someone guilty, he or she should be removed from office right away without delay; while the rest of the person's due punishment is meted later. Thank you and godbless!" He sat, amid resumed murmurings. It did look like his suggestion had only divided opinions than it brought together!

However, the A.G.O did choose to come into the picture just then; probably in a bid to see that this chapter of the meeting is brought to a close sooner rather than later. What I didn't see coming though, was his rather questionable faith in virtually everything Elder Matthew had said, without exactly attempting to weigh up the feasibility of the elderly man's suggestion! He basically threw every other person's opinions out of the window!

"We have to do exactly this!" he averred, looking everyone in the face. "We just have to do as he had suggested! Full scale investigation, with everyone found guilty immediately removed from office! I don't want any other debates over this suggestion..." he then added, on seeing a number hands being raised in supposed opposition!

In fact, the meeting immediately moved on to appointing men who would be part of the 'full scale investigation'! A total of 30 men, were selected across the 9 Zones of the church! With each given a defined role on what to do! This did not come without its arguments and opposition, with a number of the people selected preferring some other role over the ones they were given! Absolute drama! And of course, you guessed it right...I was not even considered! In fact, I wasn't even treated at any point, like someone who was part of the gathering! LOL! I was definitely wrong to have attended! However, what really turned on the heat on me by an additional 2500⁰C, was when Elder Matthew was surprisingly appointed Head of the newly constituted Investigative Committee! I felt like dying! In short, as though his earlier comments wasn't indicative enough, in his follow-up inaugural remark, he repeated himself on how he would do everything possible to punish whichever persons that end up culpable as proven by their upcoming investigation! And guess what, he even directly mentioned that he was aware how helpful his own resident pastor (which is me of course) has been to his family, but that he would rather forfeit that goodwill between his family and anyone at all, if it would impede his services to the lord! Now, does anyone else see Sis. Peju's revelations from yesterday, playing out?

There was something sooooo out of place about the whole thing at this point; or so it seemed! I couldn't help but have the feeling that the A.G.O and Elder Matthew were into this rather unholy union! I saw the two of them arrive together, then the former went on to accept the later's suggestion without argument; and now, the later has suddenly been made the head of an investigative committee, by the former! It was hard to see things as very routine at this point! And even as the meeting progressed to other things, I couldn't stop feeling entirely subdued, defeated and worst of all, found out! My backbone was badly battered, with basically the only friend I still had among the brood of vipers, now kind of leading the crusade against my throne! I couldn't just see any new paths from here! And I haven't even mentioned what possible outcomes that might come with the upcoming investigations! Would they ask questions? Would they conduct interrogations? Those might be very tricky. Yea, I know all the women I've taken to bed so far in church, would rather not say anything about it, but what if there is real pressure to confess these dark deeds?! What if there are other evidences I don't exactly know about? How would I get through?

These thoughts never left my mind until the meeting was over! Of course, other short discussions like the church's general welfare and financial status were also held before everyone was eventually dismissed. The day was already really far spent, kind of, but anyone could still comfortably make it back to the Mainland by that time of the night if he wanted. And as expected, a lot of persons were already getting into their cars to leave within minutes. Only just a handful showed signs that they would likely either sleep over right there at the meeting venue, or use one of the nearby hotels. As for me, I had intentions of returning back to Ogba, to at least begin action on all the information I had gotten from the meeting. Maybe, just maybe, my coming hadn't been in vain as I could now know what exactly I was facing and fighting! Who would have known Eder Mathew would be heading an investigation into matters that surely relate to me? So I needed to get back home soon so that I could converge the rest of the deacons for a comprehensive decision on what to do. However, I had just asked the driver to start the car after going upstairs to bid farewell to Mummy, when Cindy suddenly appeared from nowhere to grab my hand! Nowhere because, towards the last 60 minutes or so of the meeting, herself and her friend Sis. Tosin, inexplicably disappeared from the living room! And I didn't see them again until this very moment!

In fact, it was now uncharacteristically left for the housegirls in the big building; who were of course in abundance as always; to begin seeing guests out after the meeting was over! And while this was going on, Cindy pulled me by the hand, into the second living room which had already been emptied of guests.

"Wait here please, there is something I would want to show you before you leave." she pleaded, making me seat, while turning to leave immediately! And although my eyes inevitably went straight to her swaying ass as she walked away, I for once, saw myself move them away entirely! The effect of being in a very precarious situation, I assume!

Yea, that was the truth. Honestly, I've never been as so moved by all the news and talk about 'evidence' as I had been moved this very day! These guys were for real, and if there was anything this meeting thought me, it was that they were equally extremely ruthless with their aim! For the love of me, I sincerely cherished my position as Resident Pastor; I dearly did! And it was only going to be crushingly disappointing - not just to myself, but to my wife (who I admit I wouldn't be able to take care of without the church), and then, the late G.O (who placed a lot of faith in me, when he appointed me a District Pastor, despite my young age), if this position got taken away, for some very scandalous reasons! It was going to be cruel to these people if I got found out; simply put!

Anyways, I did spend something close to 20 or 30 minutes on that seat in the second living room, before Cindy could reappear again. She'd actually gone in to change cloths, and was now wearing a body-fitting gown, which I didn't fail to notice was kinda short! She was all smiles as she stepped in, stopping at the door and stretching a hand as though to ask me to grab her. I stood and began walking up to her, but I was yet to reach her before she then turned around and began walking ahead of me.

"Come with me Pastor..." she then demanded, walking away.

"What do you want me to see?" I had to ask, as I found my eyes going straight for her slightly bouncing backside again! Before consciously looking away!
"Just follow me." she persisted, crossing the hall way, and heading straight into the private lobby where the two bedrooms downstairs are located.

I wanted to halt now, but somehow kept following her. I noticed how the house had become largely empty with basically almost everybody gone. Although, I still could hear a number of voices upstairs, which I assumed likely belonged to people who had chosen to sleep over in the big house.

Nevertheless, I did immediately stop as soon as I saw Cindy grab one of the bedroom doors and began to unlock it! As she did, she looked at me repeatedly, smiling!

"Come on, Cindy!" I broke out, in a hush tone! "I thought we had talked about this earlier? We can't do this here..."

"I don't know what you are talking about Pastor Danny..." she replied, still grinning without hindrance!

"We can't Cindy, please! We just can't!" I insisted, while already dragging my feet backwards! "In fact, we can't continue with this life, ok?...I will get caught..." For the first time in a very long time, I was saying no to free sex! Unbelievable!

"Danny?!!" she then suddenly almost screamed, raising her eye brows so high! "I said I just wanted to show you something!" she then began smiling once more!

I sighed. And then walked up to her again, as she finally unlocked the door!

When the door eventually opened, lo and behold, it was Sis. Tosin who I saw in there, sitting on a bed with both knees raised, naked, and facing the door! Oh god of mercy! I froze
"Now tell me you wouldn't want to fuck us both; right here, right now; in a very steamy threesome?..." Cindy chimed into my ears from behind, while crossing a hand to grab the new bulge that had already begun growing in front of my trousers! This was cruel!

I remained rooted to the ground, with my eyes alternating between Sis. Tosin's ample breasts, and the triangle between her spread thighs! What have I done to be so unlucky with choices! I mean, I had just witnessed what anyone can call sheer extravagant grace an hour or so hours ago, without which, probably, the meeting I attended would have spelled the end of me as a district pastor! And yet, just when I had taken that bold decision not to ever return to this paths again, here I was being basically seduced, by what would have to be potentially the best sexual experience I would ever have! Why was I sooooo fucked!

I didn't notice that Cindy had even undressed, until she suddenly walked in-between myself and Sis. Tosin!

"The door is now locked Pastor..." she then informed, pulling me by my shirt towards the bed! "Punish the two of us like the very spoilt girls we are!"

I turned my head to look at her, with the sudden beads of perspiration on my face, nearly running into my eyes!

"And yea..." she still added, "I already told your driver that you said you're spending the night here! I've given him a place to sleep too! You can thank me later..." she smiled in the most devilish way possible!

I still didn't stop staring into her eyes, without still saying a word! And then it happened! She grabbed the buckle of my belt and began to undo my trousers! Sis. Tosin, who had been evidently shy so far also rose into a kneeling position on the bed, and began to unbutton my shirt! I looked completely powerless as I watched them undress me! When Cindy was done pulling down both my trousers and boxer, she swallowed my erect cock with her mouth! I flinched!

"Kiss me pastor..." Sis Tosin then whispered surprisingly as I reopened my eyes! Her very full lips were already as close to my mouth as possible!

I obliged, and without any hesitation planted my slightly moist lips into hers! She hummed in delight, while her palm brooded over my chest in sheer appreciation of my athletic frame! Her lips tasted nice; maybe as a result of her 'raspberric' lipstick; and it wasn't boring at all engaging her mouth as passionately as we did! Meanwhile, Cindy kept doing a very good job with sucking and working my tool from base to tip, while fondling and engaging my saggy sack simultaneously! She's always been a hell of a dick sucker! A skill I was yet to see anybody else match her in! As she sucked, she moaned and hummed on the cock! And she made sure she made the experience as wet and sticky as it could get; smearing my entire crotch and her lower face in sticky sexy saliva!
"You'll never taste different Pastor..." she did admit at a point, lifting my huge ball-sack and placing it over her nose while my big pipe covered her eyes! "...And you'll never smell different too!"

Trust me, those were sexy to hear! And by the time she would return the tip of my cock back into her mouth, I was already grabbing her by the hand to stand, so that I could penetrate her! The feeling was fuckingly insane!

She agreed; but not without stunning me downright! Because, just after she had stood to her feet, and was about to turn, Sis. Tosin grabbed her by the face and unexpectedly perched her lips on hers! They both thus engaged in some very voracious kissing which left my throat rather dry! Fuuuccckk!! I knew Cindy was a hell of a sex maniac! But little did I know she's gone into girls too! So, basically, both herself and Sis. Tosin were lesbian lovers;  or bi-sexual, if you like! And both are also high ranking Ushers in the Head Quarter Church! Fucking awesome! Well, by the time they would disengage from their kiss, multiple threads of their saliva couldn't help but connect both their lips as they took fresh positions in anticipation of my coming dick! I was now hard beyond words! And need I now explain further that the last thing on my mind was the thought of being caught! Or the thought of the investigation that would be coming soon! Or the thought of what could happen if all these secret sex and escapades became exposed sometime later! I am actually the last man to want to think this kind of things when there is good slippery pussy before me! More so, when it isn't even one; but two! Two fucking pussies; free and waiting to be collected! Golden fuck! And guess what, as though I wasn't yet motivated enough, I had barely knelt on the bed under me in readiness to insert my eager phallus into Cindy's waiting vagina, when a text message unexpectedly popped into my phone! Ah! When I checked, guess who? Sis. Abigail!

"Good evening Pastor. Please I really need ur help sir! Can I come & see you tomorrow at ur office? I am desperate." her message read!

Desperate? Oh fucking gods of fucking fortune!! Sis. Abigail?! Now needs my help?! Who would have thought that?!! I mean, who would have thought that we would be in a position where we'd both need something from each other?! Or how else would it work out if not that way? Why would I want to help her if she wouldn't give me what I want?! Of course, fuck yea...I'd help her if she'd help me too! It was a no-brainer really! And quite the deal awaited me the next day! I didn't expect it this cheaply, though! Fucking pearls!!!

In fact, with this news, my motivation kinda got multiplied by 10! And with the greatest ever drive ever known to man, I spread Cindy's bent ass cheeks apart, and with little ado, plunged my steel-hard cock, into her glutinous pussy! She nearly screamed my name loud in utter gust! And even Sis. Tosin hissed from sheer spectacle, as my cock got completely buried inside her friend's glory hole!
"Ohhhhhh....mmmmyyy...ggagagagagaahhah...." Cindy went on to stutter, as I began attempting to pull out my cock a bit, thus stretching her vagina opening beyond explanation!

Sis. Tosin had to begin spitting into the crack of her friend's ass, to get the area as sufficiently lubricated as possible!

"You are soooo big...Pastor!" Sis. Tosin then admitted, raising her almond eyes to look into my face! "She'd told me this before, and I swore I must fuck you!"

Now, that was one of the craziest things I'd ever heard a church girl say to me! And gosh, how beyond-the-moon, that further drove me! Mind, since after I read Sis. Abigail's text message, only thoughts of her and what I could likely do with her come the next day, were quite what occupied my mind! So, Sis. Tosin's compliment, did only push me further to the brink! My dick was already gaining some momentum in its continuous movement in and out of Cindy's pussy by then! And when my eyes returned to the bent girl's raised ass, I couldn't help but fantasize further, that it was actually Sis. Abigail's mammoth buttocks, that was sticking up in the air like that while I fucked away her pussy! Oh gaaawwwd! The feeling was just immense, and I only kept increasing in intensity!

Cindy who had tried keeping things quiet and low, did lose the plot at some point as I guess the overwhelming feeling of being split into two by my rock-hard willie, couldn't just allow her keep her mouth shut! From initially humming in ecstasy, she inevitably switched to audible moans, with pleas to be fucked even harder, punctuating her piercing voice! Holy Molly! How enthused was I! Even Sis. Tosin did really appreciate the heat of the moment! She had been squeezing Cindy's boobs for quite some time now, and as her fucked friend moved from humming to moaning, she subconsciously, spread her thighs, and began rubbing her glistening pussy rather ferociously! It was crazy hot! Both in view and in experience! Sincerely nobody would see Sis. Tosin's pussy, with all its puffiness, without making any effort to fuck it! And boy, did it do same to me! Coincidentally, I had done a number of strokes into Cindy's dripping hole at this time, and it was in her attempt to begin retuning my thrusts, that her first orgasm eventually hit her! And it did so really hard, with her thighs and raised bum forced into a series of squirms and wriggles, while her lovebox poured forth even more nectar! Just wow!

Meanwhile, that was when I pulled out, with my interest now switched to attacking her waiting friend's rather swollen black pie! She did notice she was next, and began to spread her legs in anticipation! But I had other ideas! I got in-between her spread thighs quite alright, after nudging a still-shaking Cindy, to the side. But instead of penetrating her, I went straight for her face with my totem pole swaying in all its glory! She was smart enough, and adjusted to plan! She even began opening her mouth before my super wet cock could come within an inch of her face! And my, when it did, did her mouth feel like bliss! It was warm, at the same time soothing! And as she began lapping up all the sweet cream her girlfriend had deposited on my stiff johnny, I couldn't help but rub my chest in satisfaction! She was damn good a cock sucker, and her skill extended down to how she wraps her hand around the base of the dick She would screw the long thing in one way, while her stuffed mouth kept turning it the other way! What pleasure! I just couldn't help but begin sighing and grunting, as my dickhead repeatedly pulsated inside her moist mouth!

When it became apparent that I'd gotten serviced enough, I pulled away from her, amidst several strings of the lady's sticky saliva! She did instantly tell that the real thing was next and began returning to her previous position with her thighs already getting more spread than before! Fuck, was she damn sexy in this position! Her boobs were sat atop her chest, heaving like two moving mountains, while I also didn't fail to notice her rather sizable clit which was intricately part of the start of her puffy pussy! Sis. Tosin was very sexy; and was of course a girl I would definitely love to fuck again, no doubt! By the time I would be set to penetrate her, Cindy had regained her poise, and had even returned her mouth to her friend's lips, thus initiating a new round of very mouthy french kisses! They looked like two innocent angels with the way they sucked and munched on their luscious tender lips! And I couldn't help but drool at the sight of it as I began leading my way into Sis. Tosin's equally moist punani! However, I had only just attempted pushing my cockhead in, when I realized that the lady was as tight as two giant rocks, unforgivably squashed together! She hissed, before I could even get my tip in!

"Fuck..." I muttered helplessly, as I pulled out in order to apply more lubrication to my cockhead in the form of extra saliva!

But even after doing so, and on a second attempt back in, I still couldn't even get the full head to get in! Sis. Tosin was bloody tight, mehn! And boy, did it frustrate! She kept spreading her thighs as much as she could, while I made attempts after attempts to get in, but barely succeeded! It wasn't until Cindy noticed my dilemma, that I got some respite! She pulled away from her girlfriend, and then quickly moved her body towards me! And as soon as she was within inches, she took my cock in her mouth for a second time that night! She probably wanted to get me as moist as was needed, because she didn't fail to leave my cock literally drooling in her saliva, by the time she'd let go! And as soon she had me ready, she instantly switched to her friend's snatch! My! I was being repeatedly blown-away! My heart beat faster, while my bristle-hard phallus, swayed around in splitting arousal as I watched Cindy begin to eat out her girlfriend's pussy right before my eyes! In fact, as though they were never doing enough, I saw Sis. Tosin pull onto Cindy's thighs rather desperately; and in split second, both of them were soon engaged in a blinding 69! I melted!

Oh bloooodddyyy ffuuuucccckkkk!! These girls were more than driving me crazy! I was fucking blown to tatters here, guuuuyssss!! I watched them begin to pull and chew away at their soaked clits and pussy lips! Oh my gaawwd! That was extremely hot, and it didn't take long before moist sounds from their eager passionate suckling, filled the heated room! I had my hand on my cock without knowing, and I began jerking away to the insanely hot sight before me! They had to remain in this position for something like 12 minutes or so, before Cindy would lift up her face - with her friend's cum smeared all over her jaw!

"Put your dick in, Pastor..." she then requested, almost out of breath!

I just nodded my head like some zombie and began leaning in to penetrate her gazumped friend! And my, if she was some hard shell to crack last time, she was now a tunnel of freshly melted Irish butter! Goddamnit! I didn't want to move after going all in with little effort! It felt like bliss in there, with a mix of Cindy's saliva and Sis. Tosin's juices, creating the best possible vaginal state any dude can dream of! When I began making the 'move', it did look like the sensation would only double! And with how generally taut the girl's pussy was, I knew it was only just a matter of minutes, before I'd spill my seed! She was damn sweet!

"Ahhhhhhh....awwwwnnnnn...." she bleated, as I began gathering more momentum in my thrusts! I was sure she could feel every bit of my size on all sides of her vagina wall! I was being gripped to the fullest, and it only just meant that I'd have to enjoy to the fullest too, what was surely going to be a very brief ride!

Her boobs practically whirled in the air, with both her nipples drawing imaginary circles at every twirl! I had grabbed her waistline with both hands by now, with my own hip coming really hard into her in smashing contact! Every split second thrust, came with a deafening bang, which was only further re-echoed by the near-empty volume of the bedroom accommodating us! Sis. Tosin herself, was also beyond control, and had begun wailing rather loudly, albeit worryingly, despite Cindy's pussy sitting over her face! She was noticeably feeling the impact of my swashbuckling 'fuckery', rather ruthlessly and just had lost every rein in whatsoever! As for me, I knew things were getting out of hand now, with our moans and screams getting louder and louder! But I also couldn't just bring a cap to it all! I was in maddening frenzy now with my hip going back and forth with some ferocity only seen amongst robots! Cindy besides, had also lost every form of restraint, and had now begun saying some very insane things with her head thrown behind, as she kept ridding her friend's face with her dripping pussy! For real, a very explosive joint-orgasm could just be seen not quite far away...

And I do feel Cindy's was yet again the first to come, with her 'madness', going quadruple in intensity! She was more or less 'driving' her friend's juice-covered face like a motorbike by now, with her head swinging from side to side in utter ecstasy! She screamed quite hard as her body began to jump once more in draining orgasm! So much so, that I had to try putting a hand over her mouth, but with little success! I myself, was quite on the brink too; with virtually all the veins in my body looking like they would pop open as I repeatedly smashed my hip without control into Sis. Tosin's pummelled snatch!

"I...am....am....am....going,....to cuuummmm..." Sis. Tosin then suddenly began to scream; rather endlessly; grabbing the bedsheet under her like she had just been possessed! It was some sight to behold, and gaaawwddd, did I take it further up the last gear at this point!!

"Paaaawwww! Paaaawwwwwww!! Paaaawwwwwwwww!!!" slammed my numb crotch as I did everything I could to bring both myself and an endlessly wailing Sis. Tosin, to this well deserved climax! But then, out of nowhere...

We began hearing someone, if not people...knocking rather persistently at our door!

"Pastor Daniel...are you in there?!" a first voice called out loudly; amidst several audible murmurings!

"Pastor Daniel?!..." a second then followed, as soon!...

Boy!! Like toys on batteries, myself, Sis. Tosin and Cindy, quickly sprang up from the thoroughly soaked bed under us, in absolute hysteria! Jisos!!

"Have I just exhausted, this Extravagant Grace?!" I nearly heard myself ask me, while tripping on my lying trouser and falling on the tiled floor in a thud! "Oh my fucking gawwwwdd!!"

***To Be Continued***